Recruiting age limit raised to 40; who can we help enlist???

[hadrons]

Yesterday, defense officials worried about recruiting announced that they will raise the age limit, from 34 to 40, for enlistment in the Army Guard and Reserve.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48306-2005Mar18.html

1) Jonah Goldberg (spawn of Lucianne and all-around a-hole)
2) Curt Shilling (Red Sox pitcher, fundie, Bush shill)

Who else between the ages of 34-40 have been shilling for Bush but been too old to enlist until now?

[Kingofalldems]

1. Here are a few

Hannity, Malkin, Brooks, most golf pros, NFL quarterbacks.

[chicagojoe]

7. Hannity is under 40?!?!

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. Maybe all that hatred turned his hair prematurely gray?

Seriously, I have no idea how old the bastard is.

[Coastie for Truth]

2. Not sure how they will screw it up - but this was openly talked about

for:
Doctors
Dentists
Nurses
Psychologists
Farsi and Arabic Translators
Cryptographers and cryptologists
Computer scientists in defined specialties (cryptography? DBMS?)
Engineers in defined specialties.

This rumor has been making the rounds - and has been implemented for volunteers on an individual basis.

They are even taking 60 year old burn reconstruction plastic surgeons.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

3. Most sports players are physically fit, under40, and Republican...

so let's send them in!

[MADem]

4. This is very serious indeed

It's time to start using the term "when" rather than "if" in the context of a draft, unless we can find a way out of this mess.

I'm straining like hell to see, but damned if I can detect any 'light at the end of the tunnel' (to resurrect a Vietnam "happy phrase").

[leesa]

5. I keep army enlistment forms in my car and put them on the windshields of

those with Bush stickers, support the troops magnets, especially the very unChristian 'Power of Pride' stickers, the flag horse stickers, etc...
I don't think these people see it as any of their business though. They are so disconnected from reality.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. This is great!

I can hand them to any freepers at the protest today, and let them know that they just raised the age limit! Now they can put their $life$ where their mouth is.

[Maine-ah]

9. Please take Ann Coulter.

[unhappycamper]

10. Yucca mountain is closed - what else can we do with her?

[LiberalFighter]

11. New Military Enlistment Oaths

These are the new enlistment oaths for various branches of the service.

New Enlistment Oaths

[sueh]

12. There must be a passle of Bush nieces and nephews under 40.

First one that comes to mind is Jeb's son, George P.

[Liberty Belle]

13. Jeb's daughter, the druggie.