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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:46 AM
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Poll question: What was Laura SUPPOSED to say in her joke?
Here's what she did say:

"He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse," she said. "What's worse, it was a male horse."


But perhaps in the excitement of the moment she misspoke. What was she supposed to say?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:52 AM
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1. It don't matter what she said because...
Gods, kings and dictators families can do no wrong! :puke:

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:57 AM
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3. I voted for the mule humper
:bounce:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:04 AM
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5. I figured he'd lick on one the clydesdales couldn't drag but...
Edited on Wed May-11-05 09:06 AM by Hubert Flottz
A MULE HUMPING HORSE JACKER? And we're paying for that pervert's MANY trips to the ranch, so everyone in America is at fault here! What's really not funny is, if Bush "Has His Way" America will be so poor we'll all have to jack our dogs to feed our cats!

EDIT: What she meant to say WAS..."He Be Strokin'"
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:09 AM
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7. An Sumpin Else!
I'll bet Mike Hunt really got juiced up over her statement!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:18 AM
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9. LOL
MULE HUMPING HORSE JACKER
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 08:57 AM
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2. "Jeff Gannon." nt
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:01 AM
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4. What she had meant to say was
"What's worse, he gave that stallion a big ol' handjob he'll never forget!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:11 AM
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8. Was Greg Marmalard patterned after W?
Animal House -The scene in the Convertible with Mandy Pepperige

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malmapus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:04 AM
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6. male whores, thats why she's alone at 9 o'clock watching Desperate...
Housewives with Lynn Cheney like she said.
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-11-05 09:21 AM
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10. Another four letter word ending in "k" instead of milk...
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