GWB's Appeasment Plan

[SHRED]

Remember?
He said, "They hate us for our freedoms". (yeah whatever)

So what does he do?
He spies on us.

I guess he doesn't want them to hate us anymore.

GWB: Winning the WOT through an appeasment plan of "freedom reduction".

[Crazy Dave]

1. The Bin Laden and Bush families used to be real tight....

....and it pissed Osama off a little bit when Bush bombed his caves and disrupted his position as the world's top terrorist. So how better a way to apologize to an old family friend than to humiliate innocent American travelers by cavity searching grandmas and toddlers at airports and to take away their constitutional rights that he kept telling us the Taliban hated us for having.
Bush can then say: "See Osama?" "I'm slowly taking away all their freedoms and trying to turn this into a religiously controlled nation so, can we be friends again?" "I'm going to be out of work in a couple of years and I may need your family's money again to bail me out of future business failures like they have in the past". "Plus, I'm way past your quota of killing Americans and Iraqi civilians so whatcha' say?" "Pals again?"