Ann Coulter needs some cyanide in her cereal

[BushOut06]

That's just a joke, for those of you in the media }(

[LeftNYC]

1. Ann Coulter needs a rufie in her drink...

Thats a joke, for those of you in the media...:)

[benburch]

5. She don't need no Rufie...

There is a reason they call her Ann "Locomotive" Coulter, after all...

[LiberalFighter]

15. I thought rufies were used to get someone in bed...

I sure wouldn't want her no matter how drunk I would get. Which is why I never got myself that drunk.

[BushOut06]

17. I dunno, throw a bag over her head, slap some duct tape on her mouth...

She'd be just fine.

[Lefty48197]

38. I think Ann needs a little less Kool Aid in her Kool Aid

.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. She can make jokes but can't take them

I believe she was unnerved when someone tried to throw a pie at her. She doesn't appear to be a person who has a sense of humor, so I took her "joke" remark in regards to Justice Stephens as a bit suspect.

[DIKB]

25. I remember that.

And her following comment about where the marines were. . . Riiigght b/c a pie is a deadly weapon that needs to be responded to with military force. . . BS!!!!

[benburch]

3. She needs a discussion with a baseball bat too.

Another joke!

Ha!

I crack me up!

[LiberalFighter]

19. Unfortunately she is a whiffle ball

[benburch]

24. Well, you just need to whack those harder! nt

[deutsey]

4. I would like to stuff a funnel into her foul mouth and pour a gallon

of arsenic down her scrawny throat.

Ha, ha. That's a joke, see?

:eyes:

[fooj]

6. Why isn't this bitch in JAIL?

Peace.

[Marnieworld]

7. Ann Coulter needs a glass sandwich

That's just a joke, for those of you in the media :evilgrin:

[amitten]

8. Ann Coulter needs to touch up her roots. Professionally.

Honey, the boxed L'Oreal just isn't cutting it anymore.

[Marnieworld]

9. Ann Coulter needs to gargle with Drano

That's just a joke, for those of you in the media :evilgrin:

[YOY]

10. Ann Coulter needs the shit slapped out of her

That's not a joke...she's so full of shit that she really does need the shit slapped out of her.

[LiberalFighter]

22. Wouldn't do any good. She has too much of it inside her.

[YOY]

27. Yeah it would just be an empty flesh covered hefty bag with barbie hair

scary...

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Oh, I thought that happened already, judging by what she says.

Silly me.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Just let her get some dem senators mail in the next few months,

she's bound to find something in it that isn't supposed to be there.... "Daschle" white powder..... you know the usual harrassment tactics.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Ann Coulter needs a hug.

I swear she's so hateful because no one's ever loved her for being herself...because she's so unlovable.

[phaseolus]

18. then YOU hug her

Take one for the team...

[peekaloo]

20. Boa constrictors are affectionate like that!

[BushOut06]

14. Ann needs to be the centerpiece of a bukakke party

Although that's not something I really want to think about.

[sharp_stick]

I cringe at

the quality of rightoid freaks that would surround that whorish bitch there.

BTW she needs to be anally raped with a fence post and then beaten to death with a crowbar (just a joke for the media here)

[LiberalFighter]

35. Someone called Rush Idiot Wednesday I think asking the question...

which women best represent the ideal conservative women...

Caller and idiot both mentioned Coulter.

[TheCowsCameHome]

37. Bwahahahahahahahaha. He/she. One size fits all.

[YOY]

21. Fox News after the Cameras are off you know it happens

Then again Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hanity naked are also in that little piece of immagery...sometimes I hate myself.

[BushOut06]

26. Do you think Ann ever whips out the old strap-on for Hannity?

I can just see Hannity taking a monster-sized strap-on up his ass.

[YOY]

29. I always pictured O'Reily as "catching"

His loofa/falafel shit prooves it. Hanity is more of a "going-to-Thailand-for-underage-boys-in-the-off-season-but-will settle-by-giving- Ann's-monster-strap-on-head-in-rememberance-of-how-Rush-inducted-him-into-the-Repub-pundit-inner-circle-in-his-youth" type.

Maybe it's just me...

[TheCowsCameHome]

32. Hannity keeps her "original" equipment in his night stand.

She/he gave it to him after the sex change operation went bad.

[Craig3410]

33. Silly goose...

She'd enjoy it.

She probably has one every other week!

(P.S. For those of you who don't know what "bukkake" is...

<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser)

[LiberalFighter]

16. The cyanide would probably jump out of cereal and out of her reach

[KingFlorez]

23. Ann Coulter needs to eat some dinner

She looks anorexic

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. That was her new name - An(orexia) Coulter - after the botched sex change

[BushOut06]

30. I would like to piss in her face...

Then shit on those frigid tits, wipe my ass with one of her tampons, and shove it up her cunt.

I hope that wasn't too vulgar. Because it's just a joke, you know.

[Cats Against Frist]

31. Ann Coulter needs a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

On edit: Forgot to add "Just a joke -- for all the press, out there..."

[Lexingtonian]

34. What she needs

is a good lay with a nice, buff, rich, smart, goodlooking Liberal guy.

That manhating "Off with their heads!" Queen of Hearts shtick is really just a cry for help. My guess is she's indulging and fighting her Rising Inner Lesbian, on the one hand, and begging us for a Big Strong Irresistable Man to conquer her Inner Princess and make her squeal and yelp in orgasmic ecstasy, on the other. She secretly wants absolution for all her vile polemics.

You know it's true. :D

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Impossible

"is a good lay with a nice, buff, rich, smart, goodlooking Liberal guy".

It isn't possible for a guy (liberal or otherwise)to get drunk enough want to "perform" with something like Coulter.

That's not a joke, either.

[baby_mouse]

39. Ann Coulter deserves to be publically electrocuted

Only joking, folks.

[colonel odis]

40. ann coulter needs to be f*cked in the ass. hard.

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

show her the love she deserves.