I bought a 12-pack of bud from a hooker

[BOSSHOG]

But I didn't drink it and we just sat up till three in the morning and chatted about life and the danger of tatoos. I left and sat in church until noon; knowing that I had done the right thing; I'm an evangelical, I always do the right thing.

I continue to counsel the president on the christian decisions he makes on behalf of our wonderful troops.

Can I get an Amen!

Jesus H. Christ, I hope some producer is working on a sitcom about the GOP campaign season 2006.

[truthisfreedom]

1. you didn't even get a massage? was it in a hotel room? where?

where did you throw the beer away?

[FARAFIELD]

2. Its the funniest thing ever

Both a right wing congresscritter goes down, now the leader of the evangelic movement.
I was talking to my dad (a republican in IDAHO who is going to vote for GRANT) and I asked him
what he thought of this haggard thing and he said "they ought to sell tickets"

[JeffR]

3. Amen!

and K & R.

:kick:

[Ezlivin]

4. You too?

Great minds think alike. Except I bought 12 grams of good bud. And we discussed existentialism, comparing and contrasting the approaches of Descartes and Sartre.

We prayed, then I went home to my wife.

Amen brother! Amen!

Let us bow our heads in prayer....

[BOSSHOG]

5. I just love to

compare and contrast Descarte and Sartre with a hooker. We're just like BIG Ted.

[flyingfysh]

6. you aren't talking about a fisherman??

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. LMAO at work today

All of this is just so damn hilarious! You're right - let's make this into a sitcom. I can't remember laughing so much! DU has been a big hoot today. I love it!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[texpatriot2004]

8. ROLFMAO heeeheeehee nm

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. I got a name for the sitcom!

"Tortured Reality"!

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[MGD]

10. He is so gay. nt

[texpatriot2004]

11. I am still ROFLMAO thanks nm

[WestSeattle2]

13. O Cum All Ye Faithful? Political slogan or hymn? eom

[texpatriot2004]

14. Kick nm