What Will Be the Next Big Republican Sex Scandal?

[politicalhumor]

What will be the next Republican sex scandal to break?

• Condoleezza Rice gives birth to Bush's love child
• Rush Limbaugh caught paying for abortion for illegal immigrant mistress
• Bill O'Reilly outted as member of NAMBLA
• Ann Coulter outted as transvestite, father of Mary Cheney's baby
• Rudy Giuliani dumps third wife after falling in love with mirror image of himself dressed in drag

Cast your vote

[underpants]

1. Bill Kristol taking it from Lynne Cheney

Sleep well

[jobycom]

2. Who knows? We haven't even gotten to Larry Flynt's stuff yet. nt

[jobycom]

3. Although now that I think of it, why did Gonzales and Rove resign?

[AlinPA]

5. I heard him say a few months ago that he had some "stuff' about some

people in congress.

[sickinohio]

Does he have some

incriminating evidence against Hastart? Is that why he is stepping down?

[liberal N proud]

4. 40% - Condoleezza Rice gives birth to Bush's love child

I voted for limballs

[tridim]

13. Limbaugh has already had at least two sex scandals

The Jeff Christy thing and his recent trip to The Dominican Republic when he got caught with someone else's Viagra. Of course he got away with both because he's filthy rich and a Republican tool.

[locopolitico]

6. Mitt Romney takes on Ann Coulter as polygamous wife

[BOSSHOG]

7. limbaugh paying to abort another man's baby?

[Vinca]

8. Jeff Gannon writes a "tell all" book.

Note to Jeff: If you write it, you'll make millions. (Wink, wink.)

[Giant Robot]

11. Yeah and if that happens

His life won't be worth spit.

[AndyA]

18. I thought he has written a book.

About the media, or something. I think it comes out soon. (Pardon the pun...) :rofl:

Seriously, I read he had written a book, for release soon.

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. Some questions are better left unasked

Because Heaven help us when we find out.

[CJCRANE]

10. Republican stays faithful to wife

and has no secret "habits".

Now that would be a first.

[Stewie]

15. Republican stays faithful to wife and has no secret "habits"?

I know we're joking around and all, but that's just crazy talk :P

[killbotfactory]

12. I'm guessing it will involve children

[peacetalksforall]

14. Let's just hope the next scandal is a Republican one. n/t

[polichick]

16. Something really lurid about...

TUCKER CARLSON! heh heh

[locopolitico]

17. How about Ann Coulter and Lynne Cheney having a torrid affair...

[gorekerrydreamticket]

19. My money's on Trent Lott...n/m