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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 11:12 AM
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Skinny-dipping with Democrats.
Edited on Sun Oct-21-07 11:19 AM by Old Crusoe
Presidential candidates are evaluated by several criteria, including their position on key issues.

A criterion usually overlooked, however, is their skinnydippability.

I assert that Democrats have far more skinnydippability than Republicans.

Voters sense this, of course. When they say, "You know, I really like Senator Gravel's position on the Middle East conflict," what they're REALLY saying is, "I wouldn't have to be asked twice to lose my laundry and hop into a hot springs with that rascal Mike Gravel."

This is not merely my opinion. Numerous and valid studies have been done substantiating this claim.

Democrats are better skinnydippers than Republicans. They have appeal correspondent to our appreciation of their skinnydippability.

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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 11:18 AM
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1. Heheh!
Perhaps they have more confidence that they won't be attacked and raped or murdered than they might have with a naked republican.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 11:32 AM
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2. LOL! Yep. The GOP field registers extremely low skinnydippability.
Extremely low.
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 11:40 AM
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3. What's w/ the over 60 only skinnydipper clubs in Florida - are we ashamed to be seen in our mature
bloated, hobbled, shrunken perhaps, and wizen condition by the young Dems. Nothing against seeing images of myself (albeit all in better condition) but the occasional view of bodies that do not yet have that mature look would not be all bad. :-)

But I do agree - GOPers are not to be found among the sans clothes set! :-)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 11:42 AM
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4. Hi, papau. Good post. I wasn't aware of the over-60-only clubs down in
Florida, but I guess Florida has always been full of surprises.

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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 05:03 PM
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6. I was not aware either until I read the ad in the paper looking for new members! :-)
:-)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 08:39 PM
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7. There ya go. !
:hi:
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 12:22 PM
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5. And they don't have to pay for the priv...
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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 08:54 PM
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8. I've been a nudist since the 80's and there are more repuke nudists than Dem nudists.
I don't know why that is. I think it might only hold true for organized nudism but free beach types may be more liberal. Most of the time when we are nude with others we don't talk politics. It makes for not as nice a day in the sun.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 08:59 PM
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9. I can't argue quantity. I'm talkin' quality.
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-21-07 09:29 PM
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10. LOL - I have used that ego rescuer for many many decades! :-)
:-)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-22-07 07:06 AM
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11. LOL! The Republicans have bigger wallets. We have bigger and better
everything else.
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