Christmas Day Pardons

[Nailzberg]

Merry Christmas to the random Obamanation, Hillbots, Ron Paul-bearers, and even the Freeper trolls that have yet to be tombstoned. I've opened the prison gates and released the inmates of my ignore list.

The only flames I need today are crackling away in the fireplace. Tomorrow the final push begins, but for now, I wish peace and love to you all.

[Hydra]

1. You are far more forgiving than I

In fact, I added 2 to my list just today! It adds to the peace in my world.

Peace and joy to all who can enjoy it, today!

[Nailzberg]

3. It's just prison management. I have empty beds. I will fill them again.

And I imagine that won't take long.

But for today I am in the spirit of the season.

[no name no slogan]

2. Only Christmas Parton I want to see

[Vickers]

4. I do not put people on my Ignore list lightly.

There are no pardons, commutations or stays at The Vickers Department of Corrections.

[BootinUp]

6. same here lol.

Currently have 3 tenants on a life sentence.

[Nailzberg]

10. I had a couple lifers on there. I let them go.

I'm sure if they haven't changed their ways, they be right back on there by the end of the week.

[Dr.Phool]

5. An ignore list is a bit too much for me to manage.

So I just do it mentally.

Besides, sometimes you just need someone to piss you off real good.

[Nailzberg]

9. The bulk of my ignore inmates are on a short stay.

I just put them there as a cooling off. Mostly there to protect me from going thermonuclear replying to them.

[terrya]

7. I put someone on ignore recently.

And it pained me to do it. I used to like him.

[cali]

8. I don't use ignore.

I just don't see the point of it.

[Turbineguy]

11. Can you lend me

$300,000?:evilgrin:

[Nailzberg]

12. Now, if I give you money, you'll never have incentive to get off the welfare rolls.

Lifelong Democrat until someone asks me for $300,000

[Turbineguy]

13. In that case

make it an even 2 million and I'll be off welfare before you can say "the doors open at 9 am tomorrow morning".

On Edit: OK, never mind about the money. Just don't put me back on the iggy list, please.

[Nailzberg]

14. Well, I do have a contract for water delivery in case of natural disaster?

Can you do a poor job of it?

[Turbineguy]

15. Now yer talkin'!

The deliver vehicle has an automatic transmission right? I only have one leg.

[Nailzberg]

16. Perhaps I wasn't clear. I want to award your company with the contract.

I take it you don't have your own truck. Hmmm.

Well, I don't think that will be a problem. Contract's yours.

[Turbineguy]

17. Good. Fine.

I am in the North West, so I'll handle all the emergencies in the South East. I'm taking my phone off the hook now.

This being a Republican stuff is easier than I thought! Any palms that need greasing?

As we used to say around here: "We paid for Slade!"

[Nailzberg]

18. THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG

Too much Nog for some folks today? I go watch Miracle on 34th Street, come back, and already the poo-flinging is started up again.

[BootinUp]

19. You can't possibly

be surprised. lol.

[Nailzberg]

20. My faith in peoples' decency is frequently taken advantage of.

I should have figured.