Magic Rat is the Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

[CorpGovActivist]

And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk">he's not afraid to use it!

And verily, I am the Puller of the Penitents' Pin. (Oh, you'll be penitent, all right.)

"No more, no less."

- Dave

P.S. Excellent http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4476428&mesg_id=4476428">thread, Magic Rat! Mayest they, "Snuff it!"

[stellanoir]

1. Well I'm glad you guys straightened that matter out for all of us.

Phew.

:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

3. With a little heads-up from the Book of Armaments...

... and from you, StellaNoir, all things are possible.

O8) :bounce: :evilgrin:

roll, bounce, Roll.

- Dave

[stellanoir]

5. My pleasure and anytime Dave.

I recently heard a postulate that suggested that the only way to unseat an unruly tyrant is through satire.

That claim would be a cornerstone of a cult that I'd gladly consider joining and I'm typically thoroughly rebellious in such matters.

:hi:

[CorpGovActivist]

6. The Cult of Twain: "Against the assault of laughter...

... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=against+the+assault+of+laughter">nothing can stand."

- Dave

[stellanoir]

7. Gotta love that quotation.

I cited it in a cover letter to some goofy writing I crafted a couple years ago.

I've typed this a brazilian times before but perhaps you've not seen it.

Many moons ago I read in a pseudo scientific journal speculation by some astrophysicists that at the center of our galaxy, the primary chemical component may just be NO2 (aka laughing gas). Ever since then I've said humor is my religion and that anyone can access our creative source (the "Creatrix") through laughter, albeit not the sort that is derisive ( like *'s) or forced (like someone's I won't mention).

Before that I've long felt that if we all learned a joke in every language, we'd arrive at a place of lasting peace. Wouldn't it be utterly wild if it were only that simple. . .?

[CorpGovActivist]

8. Deep thoughts, indeed.

<---- needs at least one example, so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSrXpFb7jFo">here, with heavy emphasis on the 2nd one

May I borrow that laughing gas bit?

:rofl:

- Dave

[stellanoir]

9. Oh great now it's gonna be legal to water board trees I guess.

Well this video just may contradict the second one. . .

http://www.sedonadigitalarts.com/html/video_previews.html

The third and fourth are way beyond absurd but thanks, I'd forgotten about those totally silly "Deep Thoughts" segments.

Do ya think I could get a job working for Hallmark or somethin' ?

You may have the laughing gas bit with totally free and unlimited access. This is not one of those old time religions that are based on a fundamental fear of death, or inclusive of the very oldest scam in the book. . ."Do ya want to go to heaven. . .? Then gimmee 50 bucks." I swear.

All your cults are belong to us.

Thanks for the laugh.

[CorpGovActivist]

13. All your laughing gas are belong to us! HUGH111 exploding joosy center...

... of a very silly universe.

And GDP is the express lane wormhole right to the - :rofl: - Black Hole.

[iris5426]

2. Oh how I love that movie...

"Bring me a shrubbery!"

and of course the

"Hoooow do you know she's a witch?"

parts are my favorite :)

[CorpGovActivist]

4. Like Looney Tunes...

... better with age.

:toast:

And with friends who can still speak the lines while gasping for breath!

:toast:

- Dave

[baldguy]

10. "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem"

*BONK!*

[CorpGovActivist]

14. ***BONK***

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade

that it might blow thyne enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy.

And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....


:)

[CorpGovActivist]

12. Skip on a bit, brother.

:toast:

We need a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Lobbing emoticon!

:hi: <------------ practicing and limbering up