Corpses For Obama! Register here!

[walldude]

Hi Everybody! I'm Dr. Nick! Are you suffering from TMBS? You know.. Too much Bullshit? Have you become a Corpse because you made what you thought was a free thinking, heartfelt decision? Were you fooled into thinking that choosing Obama over Hillary was your right as a Democrat? Did you actually believe that there was no conspiracy by the media and that all the left wing pundits actually used their brains and their hearts when they chose Obama? Well what the fuck do you know! Now you are nothing but a corpse. You have earned the right to join Dr. Nick's Corpses for Obama! An exclusive club that allows only Democrats who have been brainwashed by the media into believing that if you choose Obama you are nothing but a sheep who is trying to bring down the country! Sign up here now. We have lots of benefits.

1.Less stress, dead people don't give a shit.

2.More humor, if you are dead you can still support Obama while laughing at the people who tell you you are a cultist who has "gone off the deep end".

3.Lots of good company. All those people who are dead to the Hillary supporters will join us in the hell of the Obama corpse.

4. Plus as an added feature, you don't have to pay for a funeral or casket!

Sign up today to become one of Dr. Nicks "Corpses For Obama" The list of members starts below.

Keith Olbermann
Rachael Maddow
Randi Rhodes
Ed Shultz
Tom Hartmann
Mike Malloy
Bill Mahr
Jay Marvin
Mario Solis Marich(I can't believe my local station pulled Hartmann for this guy, nice guy but keep Shultz and dump Hartmann?? WTF)
Walldude

Add your name to the list and join us while we wallow in our ignorant support for Obama. If we're lucky Swamp Rat will make a logo for us!

[Swamp Rat]

1. LOL!

:D

[TheDoorbellRang]

14. Oh.My.God.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[berni_mccoy]

25. OMG! MASTERPIECE! GO SWAMP RAT!

[walldude]

32. Holy Shit! Even Munch is an Obama supporter!

If we can get Dali we'll have the opiate vote locked!

[Patsy Stone]

33. Insta-DUzy!

Outstanding!

[DJ13]

2. Can I join?

[walldude]

8. Only if you are an Obama supporter.

Hillary supporters are all intelligent, well educated true Democrats while Obama supporters are brainwashed sheep who are so worthless as to be labeled "dead to me". Don't get me wrong we have our fair share of nuts as well but only we have CORPSES!

[Ashy Larry]

3. We're gonna need a bigger boat...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barack_Obama_presidential_campaign_endorsements

[walldude]

5. Sweet.. thanks

that list may come in handy later. You know, when I have to bury all the corpses because Obama can't possibly win..

[CitizenLeft]

9. that is an incredible list

I wondered if there was a list somewhere - thanks!

[AtomicKitten]

I'm in.

[AZBlue]

20. Oh, sign me up!

If my waist will be that tiny, I'm all over it!

[walldude]

42. Dead and hot.. need more of that! n/t

[laugle]

4. And don't forget

Stephanie (Red Bull) Miller, and that lying, mental case Ray Taliaferro, who no matter what the numbers are Obama is ahead, forget about the facts, they don't matter. That guy needs to be retired, he's hurting Obama's chances of winning.......

[Berry Cool]

6. If I agree to die, do I at least get a good death scene?

And this doesn't involve Nikes or drink mix, does it?

[walldude]

10. As long as on your death bed you don't

"accidentally" endorse McCain you can have a death scene.

[pbca]

7. I drank my cool aid - can I join n/t

[Dinger]

11. I Better Be Quick, Before . . . 5. . . . 4. . . . 3 . . . . 2. . . . .1

[walldude]

15. Waiting for the humor police? n/t

[stillcool]

12. so this is what it feels like...

but wait..I'm Irish. Don't I get a big sending away bash? Never mind, now that I think about it, I've had quite a few.

[stop the bleeding]

13. You forgot a few

Buzzflash, Huff Post, and ME

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4994975&mesg_id=4995700

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4992359&mesg_id=4992583

[walldude]

16. Well I can't sign up everyone, hence this thread...

but check out the link in reply 3, that list is huge. I'm going to need to buy embalming fluid in bulk.

[Berry Cool]

21. Just make sure whatever kind of embalming fluid you buy,

it's at least 90 proof.

[walldude]

35. Well since we are all considered inbred dolts

by the Hillary campaign we should just go for broke and make it ourselves, like moonshine. Come to think of it, apparently we believe our candidate is the messiah, we could bottle it and sell it like snake oil. Obama's Magic Embalming Shine! It'll put hair on your chest, it'll cure cancer, it'll defeat the common cold, and, it will make you the best looking corpse at the Convention!

edit: to fix spelling of Inbred.. DOH! :rofl: :rofl:

[Scurrilous]

17. LOL

K & R :thumbsup:

[mckeown1128]

18. You seemed to have forgotten...

Kerry,
Kennedy,
Dean,
and about 3 dozen states...

[walldude]

19. Look, I'm just the comedian here.. look at the link in post 3

if I were to list all the left wingers who support Obama I'd be here till Thursday, and I can't take that much GDP in one week... I leave expanding the ranks to my fellow Corpses..

[walldude]

22. Hey Everybody! I just came up with a better name!

Are you ready for it? We are... drum roll please... THE GRATEFUL DEAD! Bwhahahahahahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Not the Only One]

23. I'm a corpse, but, yet, I feel so alive!

One voice can change a room,
and if one voice can change a room, then it can change a city,
and if it can change a city, it can change a state,
and if it can change a state, it can change a nation,
and if it can change a nation, it can change the world...
Your voice can change the world.

[bigbrother05]

24. I am in

Doctor Nick, do you perform Lobotomy's?

[walldude]

30. Sorry, I'm not really a doctor.. I just play one on DU..

:)

[1776Forever]

26. Don't forget the Young Turks - I feel like I am in good company .. Count me in

O8) There sure are a lot of ghost on this ship"]

[Medusa]

27. Is this like Scientology?

and will they're be some sort of "monitoring' we'll have to undergo?
:rofl:

[walldude]

31. YES! And when Obama wins the nomination it will be revealed

that he is controlled by aliens who came to earth thousands of years ago.

[berni_mccoy]

28. Mike Malloy?!? That must have put some Clinton supporters in a Quandry here.

[cooolandrew]

29. Erm that's nice, thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere.

[boppers]

34. Count me in as a member of Vegetarian Zombies for Obama!

Grrraaaaaaiiiiinnnssss....

[walldude]

36. Now that was some funny shit...

:rofl: :rofl:

[boppers]

40. Lifted from bash.org

Years and years of hilarity.

[walldude]

37. Last kick for the night...

I can't take anymore of this. Seems like the later it gets the more bullshit comes out of the woodwork, from both sides.

[walldude]

41. ...

[BearSquirrel2]

38. What a joke we all know the undead vote is swinging to McCain

Everyone always votes for one of their own.

[DearAbby]

39. we are POD PEOPLE! n/t

[grantcart]

43. Recently deceased Superdelegates

DNC John Davies (AK)
Rep. Artur Davis (AL)
Stewart Burkhalter (AL)#
Del. Eni FH Faleomavaga (AS)
Theresa Hunkin (AS)
Gov. Janet Napolitano (AZ)
Rep. Raul Grijalva (AZ)
Rep. Anna Eshoo (CA)
Rep. Xavier Becerra (CA)
Rep. Barbara Lee (CA)
Rep. Adam Schiff (CA)
Rep. George Miller (CA)
Rep Zoe Lofgren (CA)
Rep. Linda Sanchez (CA)
DNC Hon. Eric Garcetti (CA)
DNC Norma Torres (CA)
DNC Jeremy Bernard (CA)
DNC Mary Ellen Early (CA)
DNC Alexandra Gallardo-Rooker (CA)
Rep. Ed Perlmutter (CO)
DNC Dan Slater (CO)
Debbie Marquez (CO)
DNC JW Postal (CO)
Sen. Chris Dodd (CT)
Rep. Chris Murphy (CT)
Rep. John Larson (CT)
DNC Stephen Fontana (CT)
DNC Martin Dunleavy (CT)
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (CT)
Anthony Avallone (CT)
Toby Condliffe (DA)*
DNC Liv Gibbons (DA)*
DNC Brent O'Leary (DA)*
DNC Connie Borde (DA)*
Mayor Adrian Fenty (DC)
Sen. Michael Brown (DC)
Sen. Paul Strauss (DC)
Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton (DC)
DNC Dr. James Zogby (DC)
DNC Arrington Dixon (DC)
DNC Jeffrey Richardson (DC)
DNC Anna Burger (DC)
Mike Panetta (DC)#
Rep. Robert Wexler (FL)
DNC Allan Katz (FL)
DNC Joyce Cusack (FL)
Rep. Kathy Castor (FL)
Rep. Sanford Bishop (GA)
Rep. Hank Johnson (GA)
Rep. John Lewis (GA)
Rep. David Scott (GA)
Rep. John Barrow (GA)
DNC Mary Long (GA)
DNC Jane Kidd (GA)
Rep. Neil Abercrombie (HI)
DNC Hon. Gail Bray (ID)
DNC Grant Burgoyne (ID)
DNC Jeanne Buell (ID)
Gov. Rod Blagojevich (IL)
Sen. Barack Obama (IL)
Sen. Dick Durbin (IL)
Rep. Melissa Bean (IL)
Rep. Jerry Costello (IL)
Rep. Danny Davis (IL)
Rep. Luis Gutierrez (IL)
Rep. Phil Hare (IL)
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (IL)
Rep. Bobby Rush (IL)
Rep. Jan Schakowsky (IL)
Rep. Bill Foster (IL)
DNC Constance Howard (IL)
DNC Margaret Blackshere (IL)
DNC Hon. Emil Jones Jr. (IL)
DNC Hon. Iris Martinez (IL)
DNC Tom Hynes (IL)
DNC Willie Barrow (IL)
DNC Michael Madigan (IL)
DNC John Rednour (IL)
DNC Steve Powell (IL)
DNC Darlena Williams-Burnett (IL)
DNC Cordelia Lewis Burks (IN)
DNC Connie Thurman (IN)
Rep. Dave Loebsack (IA)
Gov. Chet Culver (IA)
DNC Michael Fitzgerald (IA)
DNC Sarah Swisher (IA)
Gov. Kathleen Sebelius (KS)
DNC E. Lee Kinch (KS)
DNC Randy Roy (KS)
Rep. John Yarmuth (KY)
DNC Ben Jeffers (LA)
DNC John Knutson (ME)
DNC Marianne Stevens (ME)
Rep. Albert Wynn (MD)
Rep. Elijah Cummings (MD)
DNC Karren Pope-Onwukwe (MD)
DNC Mary Jo Neville (MD)
Gov. Deval Patrick (MA)
Sen. John Kerry (MA)
Sen. Ted Kennedy (MA)
Rep. William Delahunt (MA)
Rep. Michael Capuano (MA)
DNC John Walsh (MA)
DNC Paul Kirk (MA)
DNC Margaret Xifaras (MA)
DNC Raymond Jordan (MA)
DNC David O'Brien (MA)
DNC Alan Solomont (MA)
Rep. John Conyers (MI)
Rep. Jim Oberstar (MN)
Rep. Keith Ellison (MN)
Rep. Tim Walz (MN)
Rep. Betty McCollum (MN)
DNC Mee Moua (MN)
DNC Ken Foxworth (MN)
DNC Brian Melendez (MN)
DNC Donna Cassutt (MN)
Rep. Bennie Thompson (MS)
DNC Johnnie Patton (MS)
DNC Everett Sanders (MS)
Sen. Claire McCaskill (MO)
Rep. Russ Carnahan (MO)
DNC Ed Tinsley (MT)
Rep. Lacy Clay (MO)
Mark Bryant (MO)
Sen. Ben Nelson (NE)
Vince Powers (NE)
DNC Frank LaMere (NE)
DNC Kathleen Fahey (NE)

Rep. Steve Rothman (NJ)
DNC Christine "Roz" Samuels (NJ)
DNC Donald Norcross (NJ)
DNC Dana Redd (NJ)
DNC Steven Horsford (NV)
DNC Teresa Benitez-Thompson (NV)
Rep. Carol Shea-Porter (NH)
Rep. Paul Hodes (NH)
DNC Hon. Martha Fuller Clark (NH)
Fmr DNC Chair Fred Harris (NM)
DNC Marianne Spraggins (NY)
Rep. G.K. Butterfield (NC)
DNC Everett Ward (NC)
DNC Dannie Montgomery (NC)
DNC Joyce Brayboy (NC)
Sen. Kent Conrad (ND)
Sen. Byron Dorgan (ND)
Rep. Earl Pomeroy (ND)
DNC Jim Maxson (ND)
DNC Renee Pfenning (ND)
DNC Mary Wakefield (ND)
DNC David Wilhelm (OH)
DNC Sonni Nardi (OH)
DNC Mark Mallory (OH)
DNC Rhine McLin (OH)
DNC Kitti Asbury - (OK)
Rep. Earl Blumenauer (OR)
Rep. Patrick Murphy (PA)
Rep. Chaka Fattah (PA)
DNC Carol Ann Campbell (PA)
DNC Leon Lynch (PA)
Gov. Aníbal Acevedo Vilá (PR)
Dr. Celita Arroyo de Roques (PR)
Rep. Patrick Kennedy (RI)
DNC Patrick Lynch (RI)
DNC Waring Howe Jr. (SC)
DNC Carol Fowler (SC)
Sen. Tim Johnson (SD)
Fmr Sen. Tom Daschle (SD)
Rep. Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (SD)
DNC Jack Billion (SD)
DNC Sharon Stroschein (SD)
DNC Nicholas Nemec (SD)
Rep. Jim Cooper (TN)
Rep. Steve Cohen (TN)
DNC Lois DeBerry (TN)
DNC Will Cheek (TN)
DNC (Rep.) Eddie Bernice Johnson (TX)
Rep. Chet Edwards (TX)
Rep. Al Green (TX)
Rep. Lloyd Doggett (TX)
Rep. Charlie Gonzalez (TX)
DNC Rep. Hon. Yvonne Davis (TX)
DNC Moses Mercado (TX)
DNC Senfronia Thompson (TX)
DNC Roy LaVerne Brooks (TX)
DNC Bill Orton (UT)
Sen. Patrick Leahy (VT)
Rep. Peter Welch (VT)
DNC Ian Carleton (VT)
DNC Chuck Ross Jr. (VT)
DNC Judy Bevans (VT)
Gov. Tim Kaine (VA)
Rep. Bobby Scott (VA)
Rep. Jim Moran (VA)
Rick Boucher (VA)
Gov. John P. deJongh, Jr. (VI)
Cecil Benjamin (VI)
Rep. Adam Smith (WA)
Rep. Brian Baird (WA)
DNC Pat Notter (WA)
Gov. Christine Gregoire (WA)
Sen. Jay Rockefeller (WV)
Rep. Nick Rahall (WV)
Gov. Jim Doyle (WI)
Sen. Russ Feingold (WI)
Rep. Gwen Moore (WI)
Rep. David Obey (WI)
Rep. Ron Kind (WI)
Rep. Steve Kagen (WI)
DNC Stan Gruszynski (WI)
DNC Jason Rae (WI)
DNC Joe Wineke (WI)
DNC Peter Jorgenson (WY)
DNC John Millin (WY)

[bluescribbler]

44. Please see that my grave is kept clean

With apologies to Blind Lemon Jefferson.

Count me in. :hi: