How About A Good Juicy bu$h Sex Scandal?

[Dinger]

C'mon, somebody must know something! You know he doesn't sleep with Laura, Mrs. Stepford. Male, Female, animal , alien, whatever...

[NMDemDist2]

1. "good" "juicy" "sex" and BUSH can't live in the same sentence sorry eom

[azmesa207]

16. Good Juicy Sex

Where Drudge when you need him he should be able to come up with something

[benburch]

2. All that cocaine and liquor have probably...

... rendered him impotent.

[CulturalNomad]

Cheney?

[Dogmudgeon]

3. Shirley, you jest!

We're talking about GEORGE W. BUSH here!

Not Jenna, not Barb, not even Laura -- GEORGE!

--bkl

[BlueEyedSon]

4. Condi refers to W as her "husband"......

:)

[MikeG]

5. You mean her "husb..."

[in_cog_ni_to]

7. I've seen pictures of Condi-liar and the chimp

looking "adoringly" at each other. ;)

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. in all honesty

it could be an in joke, like they work together so much everyone at the WH calls em a married couple, OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? the "bike" bush fell off of was a bycycle built for 2 and bush got those injuries when condi broke her foot off in his ass for not agreeing to divorce laura and legally marry her

[Akbar]

9. Imagine How Far That Story Might Go

If only there were American journalists to track it down.

[Dinger]

10. Might Be A Dominatrix Thing

Who knows?

[Moloch]

6. Well there's always the story that Shrub...

paid for one of his girlfriends to get an abortion in the 1970's. I think Larry Flint was supposed to publish a book on it this summer. Flynt may not be the best attack dog that we have, but he did force Livingston to resign from the Senate...

[Servo300]

11. Didn't we get enough "sex scandals"

during the last administration?
:puke:

[lancdem]

13. I know I had my fill

Bush has plenty of other scandals that are infinitely more serious.

[qwertyMike]

12. You're kidding!

Repugs don't DO sex

It would be nice though.

Those Fundies would crap out

[robertpaulsen]

14. How about his gay lover, Victor Ashe?

Check out this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1273116

Follow the directions on post 73

Have fun!

[in_cog_ni_to]

17. I forgot about Victor!

Good one. :7

[AntiCoup2K4]

15. Forget the Condi thing.

FAUX News cameras could catch them fucking on the desk of the Oval Office and the whores would justify it, just as they did Junior's draft dodging (but not Clinton's) and past drug use (but not Clinton's).

The only way Junior would get brought down by a sex scandal would be if it was with a man. The self righteous homophobes would never tolerate that. Phelps would have a "God Hates The White House" site up within 12 hours, with "Bush = FAG" picketers on the way even sooner.

You know, Ari F-LIE-scher did seem to leave the Fraudministration suddenly for no good reason.......

[yellowcanine]

19. I am not gay but if I were I hope I would have better taste than shrub.

Surely Shrub wouldn't be attractive to another man, would he?

[AntiCoup2K4]

29. Ask Matt Drudge.

:evilgrin:

[cjbuchanan]

18. How about this one

Texas woman who filed rape charges against GW Bush found shot dead, media silence stark contrast to Clintons consensual sex.

from: http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2003/12/59604.php

or is this too much of a :tinfoilhat: kind of thing?

[Dinger]

23. Good One

Why does this story seem to always get brushed aside? How about Censored 2005 doing an investigation on this? Lots of smoke on this one, fire too I'm sure.

[Kat45]

20. The words "bush" and "sex" in the same sentence sicken me.

Not a pretty picture. :puke:

And to thank you for putting that ugly thought in my head, I'll give you a thought so ugly that one never sees these words together: bush's penis.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

21. O.K. Bush was having sex with his bike

hence the wounds.

[Dinger]

24. Poor Bike

[mitchum]

22. He's arrested at a preadolescent stage...

think about his obsessions- baseball, video games, goofy nicknames, dressing up in big boy costumes...I doubt that there will be a sex scandal with him

[Padraig18]

25. My head just exploded!

Imagining him naked and having sex just shut my brain down. YUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! :puke:

[snippy]

26. He fucks the American people every single day.

Sometimes in the Oval Office.

[rhino47]

27. Poking my minds eye out

at the visual of whom or what would do *.Let alone the thought of the actual act . :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke::puke: :puke: :puke:

[jpgray]

28. Judy Woodruff: Young women DO love our popular war-time president

As for Kerry, he seems to be exceptionally weak in the sexual affairs department--his supposed scandal was a sham! Can we trust a man who is ignored by nubile young bimbos?