Poll: Who will you vote for, the woman or the Elitist Secret Muslim?

[Bensthename]

Colbert asked this earlier?


I am going with the Elitist Secret Muslim..

[Happyhippychick]

1. First I'm going to change my name to HappyHusseinChick and then vote for the muslim.

[LSparkle]

6. Me too -- LHusseinSparkle opts for the muslim!

[Roxy66]

2. Colbert is hillarious....I love that.

[saltpoint]

3. For me, it depends on how bitter the Elitist Secret Muslim is.

If he's really, really bitter, I'm in.

[scheming daemons]

4. We need ESM bumper stickers.....

...

[redqueen]

5. Shouldn't that be WOMYN?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[Hepburn]

7. I am now Hepburn Hussein and I will be voting for the Muslim...

...when does my pony arrive?

[DarienComp]

8. Call me DarienHusseinComp, and buy me a latte.

[scheming daemons]

12. I'm "scheming Husseins" or "Hussein Daemons".... either works....

...

[Hepburn]

14. Go for the pony...

...go for the pony! :evilgrin:

[ColbertWatcher]

9. Great rendition? Or Greatest Rendition...

of America's National Anthem?

[Coexist]

11. I want to know where the outrage was

that none of those people in the audience was standing, much less with their hands over their hearts.

Hmmmm...

[ColbertWatcher]

16. I think they were standing...

...but cannot confirm if anyone had their hands over their hearts.

Maybe the entire audience was Secret Muslims

[Cant trust em]

10. What about the beer guzzling, sniper fire dodging Annie Oakley wanabe?

[MNDemNY]

13. Hopefully, neither one.

[baldguy]

15. The Talosian