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Kber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 11:58 AM
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Damn - that John McCain is one really funny guy!
McCain’s top 10

1. Responding to a question about a survey that shows increased exports to Iran, mainly from cigarettes, McCain said, ‘Maybe that’s a way of killing them.’ He quickly caught himself, saying ‘I meant that as a joke’ as his wife, Cindy, poked him in the back. http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/07/09/1188546.aspx

2. His singing about bombing Iran to the theme of the Beach Boy's ‘Barbara Ann’ drew derision from many quarters but a ‘lighten up’ response from McCain.” http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/07/09/1188546.aspx

3. “Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'" http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20080718/cm_huffpost/113434

4. In 1998,at a Republican Senate fundraiser, McCain thought he was very clever when he told a nasty, tasteless joke about Chelsea Clinton, describing the president’s daughter as “ugly,” and suggesting that Janet Reno is a man. http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/16136.html

5. McCain was asked by Jon Stewart about his notorious recent shopping trip at a Baghdad market, and responded, “I had something picked out for you, too — a little IED to put on your desk.” http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/26/murtha-mccain/

6. In a June, 2008 interview with ABC News senior national correspondent Jake Tapper, McCain was asked why he had passed over Nevada's Republican Governor Jim Gibbons when choosing his state campaign chair (traditionally, the first choice if the governor and the presidential nominee are members of the same party). McCain explained that he had a longstanding relationship with the state's lieutenant governor, and that his choice was not a snub of any kind. Pressing the subject, Tapper asked whether McCain had passed over Gibbons as a result of the governor's relatively low approval ratings. “And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago," McCain laughed. http://www.eyesonobama.com/blog/content/id_21922/title_McCains-Eight-Most-Inappropriate-Jokes

7. In late January of 2008, reporters asked Florida Governor Charlie Crist if McCain had pressured him for his endorsement. A nearby McCain interjected, "It was just waterboarding." http://www.eyesonobama.com/blog/content/id_21922/title_McCains-Eight-Most-Inappropriate-Jokes

8. In an interview with Fox News, McCain aimed his ill-fated humor at our allies, the French. "You know," he began, "the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who is still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." This is a country that is heavily involved in the Afghan conflict. McCain's questionable comments raised some a measured ruckus in both foreign and domestic circles, calling the Senator's diplomatic skills into question. http://www.eyesonobama.com/blog/content/id_21922/title_McCains-Eight-Most-Inappropriate-Jokes

9. (CBS/AP) Sen. John McCain was in Norfolk on Wednesday for a rally and announcement of a new coalition in support of Sen. George Allen's campaign.

During the event, however, McCain made a joke about a monkey flying an airplane, the Hampton Roads Daily Press reports. This comment came as Allen fights criticism for having called opponent Jim Webb's campaign worker "macaca," which is a genus of monkey. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/17/politics/main1907283.shtml

10. McCain sparked a controversy early in his Senate campaign with another "joke," when he referred to the retirement community of Leisure World as "Seizure World." http://carldems.blogspot.com/2008/07/mccains-jokes-show-dark-side.html
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dkf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:07 PM
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1. John McCain is an asshole.
What a creep.
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:09 PM
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2. Stop it Shecky McCain-you're killing me!
:rofl:
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ClayZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:22 PM
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3. Here is more about his SICK sense of humor
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