I will vote for GW Bush, if...

[MadProphetMargin]

...Glenn Miller crawls back out of the channel.

[LibraLabSoldier]

1. I will vote for GW Bush if

He could show me where the WMDs are. And appologize to my kids for my last deployment.

[MadProphetMargin]

2. That wouldn't be enough, sorry.

Iraq was no threat to America. By invading Iraq, Bush violated the constitution, international law, and the very spirit this nation was founded on.

Oh, yeah, and it also made Al Qaeda far more powerful than ever.

Somewhere, OBL is laughing his ass off, and cheering for Bush's re-election.

[hang a left]

3. THey would have to threaten my loved ones first.

n/t

[MadProphetMargin]

6. I'd rather put up with the threat, than have my children live under this

two-bit, cheap-imitation Mussolini.

[ClintonTyree]

4. I will vote for George Bush.................

if he finishes the last year of his TANG enlistment................as a fighter pilot in Iraq.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

5. They put guns to my nieces's and nephews's heads. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. ...I see a 500-lb. sow aviate past my window.

And Satan turns up with frostbite.
And George Wanker Bush comes to my house, gets down on his knees and apologizes to me, personally, for being the world's biggest assclown.

[MadProphetMargin]

8. You're far too kind. n/t

[DemWitch]

9. Remember the scene in Braveheart where he was

disemboweled and then beheaded? Not even then...

[Bobbie47]

10. I will vote for george

when he comes to my house and tells me who's running this country.

[ibegurpard]

11. I will vote for GW Bush if

he resigns immediately up election, all people connected with the Nixon, Reagan, and Bush I administrations who got pardons are sent to prison for life, and a constitutional amendment is passed barring all Bushes and their progeny from ever holding public office again.

[Leilani]

12. I will vote for GWB, if

the twins join the Marines & go to Iraq....

we have a White Christmas in Honolulu...

I can become qualified as a rocket scientist!

[nyhuskyfan]

13. I will vote for GW Bush, if, and only if...

The Deibold machines have a "glitch" in the system.

[Mizmoon]

14. I will vote for Bush

When a pod from outer space produces a new me and kills off the old one.