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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:18 PM
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If McWhine gives out Obama tire gauges, Obama should give out McWhiney dipsticks
I would love it if he did that.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:25 PM
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1. Use the RNC tire gauges to monitor the deflating Bush economy
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Median Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:34 PM
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2. Why not lip balm?
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 08:34 PM by Median Democrat
With pictures of W's posterior?
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:25 PM
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3. He should do a celebrity ad using Don Rickles as a stand in for McNutty..
using his famous dipstick insults.
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:43 PM
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4. don rickles is far to
sharp. might make the sheeple think mcinsain is the same.
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justgamma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:44 PM
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5. That would be great.
I was thinking that Obama should give out his own tire guages for a donation. It could have a "Thank you for trying to help" or something on it. Would take the wind out of the lame pukes. We'd see who could raise the most money. Obama could laugh all the way to the bank. Then we could see McLame whine some more.
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:51 PM
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6. I was thinking calculators, and a list of story problems... like...
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 09:52 PM by Motown_Johnny

If 40%% of cars on the road have under inflated tires, and if properly inflated tires increase fuel efficiency by 2.5%, Then how much gas can be saved in one year by 1,000,000 cars that each burn an average of 30 gallons of gas a week?


Or something easier like...


Given that America burns 25% of the oil produced in the world, and that America has only 3% of the oil reserves in the world. How much new domestic drilling is needed to eliminate our dependence on foreign oil?



You can carry this theme into tax policy, job loss, prison population etc. etc. etc.
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BelligerentIgnorance Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:53 PM
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7. the assholery of his "tire gauge offensive" inspired me...
.. to build this new site about him and his campaign: Belligerent Ignorance
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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:46 PM
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9. cool site. n/t
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BelligerentIgnorance Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:02 PM
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11. Thank you! n/t
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unkachuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:06 PM
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8. here you have....
....this old tired senile millionaire fuck who's been dragging his sorry corporate balls around Washington for 30 years creating our energy problems picking on the only guy who has the potential to solve them....

....does anyone truly believe that this old worthless piece of shit of a senator would do us any good tackling the oil giants while planning our new renewable energy future?

....hey johnny, pack that tire gauge up your ass, you and your slimy corporate repug buddies are our energy problem, not our energy solution....

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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:38 AM
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12. Ya know , I was as thinking much of the same thing.............
But you nailed it!
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Egnever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:57 PM
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10. LOL
I would buy one
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:43 AM
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13. knee pads, for McCain's Bush feL8EO
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:55 AM
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14. LOL - what a great license plate that would make!
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