Okay, so I'm a delegate and we learned recently that our state is in the same hotel as FOX News!

[mrreowwr_kittty]

Need some tips on what I should do in the case of, say, being on the same elevator as Hannity or O'Reilly.

Should I feign a seizure and start throwing punches?

Hork a loogie in their faces?

Shout obscenities?

Just glare at them with searing white hot intensity?

Any suggestions?

[WeDidIt]

1. Laugh

Every time you see any of the bastards, break out in raucous laughter.

[blondeatlast]

18. That was my first thought too. nt

[vaberella]

2. Make a shirt that says, "Hannity & O'Reilly PWNED by OBAMA"

[mrreowwr_kittty]

4. I hear Hannity was actually pwned by Colmes yesterday, believe it or not.

He started bleating about Edwards and Colmes brought up McCain's infidelity. Sean nearly burst a vein, apparently.

[Gato Moteado]

7. someone in the media finally brought up mccain's infidelity??????

oh my god.....is it on youtube yet?

[vaberella]

15. Yes it is...Colmes pwned Hannity

DU topic on it:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6628184

Youtube viewing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saDewF41rJI

[vaberella]

13. That he did..I saw the vid on youtube as well. Hannity is just a buffoon.

He was scrambling on the stupidiest crap and justifying McCain's numerous affairs by saying he spent 5 years as a POW....I don't know what unfaithfulness and POW have in common.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6628184

[eshfemme]

17. Yeah, that was fucking awesome. I don't know if it was planned on his part but it was genius.

[dbonds]

3. Carry around a 'Kick Me' sign and tape it to their back.

[AllentownJake]

5. Pee on them

[dflprincess]

6. If you run into O'Reilly

find a way to mention Olbermann or ask him if he knows where you can get a falafel in Denver.

[Hawkeye-X]

38. Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer!

Pick me!

The answer: Jerusalem Restaurant off Evans and University. It is Arab-owned.

[Renew Deal]

8. Bring a universal TV remote

And change the channels any time fox is on.

[rufus dog]

29. that is good!

You can get them for about $10. I am sure the hotel will have FAUX news on so switch them to MSNBC and piss off the FAUX staff.

[FrenchieCat]

9. I think uncontrollable laughter while looking at them in the eyes

will boost your sanity, and make them uncomfortable.

If someone asks, "what's the joke".......just crack up and point that them.

[Happyhippychick]

10. Wear some garlic,

[Ashy Larry]

11. Tell him to fetch you a bucket of ice.

Hand him a dollar. Nothing would offend Hannity or O'Reilly more than being mistaken for the help.

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[blondeatlast]

19. Ick. Please, cb, don't. nt

[hlthe2b]

21. Hand them a photo of the MORAN guy & ask them to

autograph "their photo." :evilgrin:

[hlthe2b]

20. I don't THINK so....Alan Berg was an assasinated liberal host

on radio--killed by a RW white supremacist.... I'm guessing a hero (the murderer) to the likes of Faux trash...

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[blondeatlast]

26. +1.

Not sure what happened above, but thank you.

[TooBigaTent]

32. Exactly the point. What is good for one side should be for the other. As today's shooting

proves, we are in a war.

Only our side is not aware of it.

[hobbit709]

14. Eat lots of beans!

[PCIntern]

16. T-shirt with the pic:

[Fleshdancer]

22. Test their readiness for the 3am call?

plastic wrap and duct tape their door? Add caution tape to warn others of what lurks inside?

:rofl:

[Bobbie Jo]

24. Who was the comedian who did the prank 3am phone calls....

at the telemarketer convention? That was a scream....:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

30. I've never heard of that! I wonder if the audio is on the web...

Sounds hysterical! :rofl:

[zulchzulu]

25. Ask them is they've seen the documentary "OutFoxed"...

...other than that, just be REALLY nice and give them the "terrorist jab" when you see them in the elevator.

[ieoeja]

33. Wonder if you could get the hotel to play that around the clock?

Rig the TVs in their room so that is all they can watch?

[Alter Ego]

27. Moon them. First chance you get.

[snooper2]

28. That must be a big fucking hotel..

or a really small State :rofl:

[JohnnyBoots]

31. I bet they have a ton of security around them I saw David Gregory on my way to Lunch yesterday and

he was flanked by several beefy dude in shades and suits that said no nonsense. He is pretty mild compared to the Fox crew et al. I bet the Fox people travel with a small army.

[high density]

34. The guys on air like Hannity and O'Lielly are probably staying some $1000/night place

I doubt they'd mingle in the same spot as the lowly camera guys, writers, etc.

[grasswire]

35. well, have some falafel delivered over there!

I'd send a suitcase full of falafel up to the room.

[JVS]

36. shout obscenities. also order a bunch of pizzas sent there

[cliffordu]

37. You could always burn bags of dog shit in their vehicles

[damonm]

39. oh, COME ON, people!!

You OBVIOUSLY find out what room(s) they're in and order 100 pizzas for each! Then tip off NBC, CNN, MSNBC, etc. that Fox is being rude to delivery boys.

Set 'em up, knock 'em down. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

40. Call up the nearest local Middle Eastern restaurant that delivers

and ask them to send an extra large order of falafels to Mr. O'Reilly's room.

[Top Cat]

41. Oh shit

[Barack_America]

42. It's called LIQUID ASS...

http://www.liquidass.com/

I'll let you take it from here. ;)

[Labors of Hercules]

43. Ever seen "Stand By Me"?

follow them onto the elevator after downing three cups of tuna salad, a raw egg and half a bottle of caster oil... :evilgrin:

[Motown_Johnny]

44. Ever watch "The Princess Bride"? Start building up your tolerance to an airborne poison now....

then when in a confined space with the RWer.....



Oh..


and never get involved in a land war in asia

[CreekDog]

45. just watch out in those public restrooms okay?

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