Whoever posts the first verified vice-president thread will win a prize from me

[Seen the light]

Because I want this to be on DU within seconds of the announcement (whether it somehow gets leaked or if everyone's cell phones start chirping at once), I'm going to offer something:

A $25 contribution to...whatever you want (within reason). Whether it's the Obama campaign, DU, another candidate, or a charity...whatever you want.

That is all. I will use my own methods to determine who posted the first thread in case there is some question.

I'll donate to

[hvn_nbr_2]

1. I think we need a contest to guess how many separate threads will announce it.

I'm guessing there will be at least 20, but probably more.

[tekisui]

2. At least 30 announcing, 30 saying it's over because the choice is a loser,

30 saying it's over because it's not Hillary, and 30 saying enough with the VP posts.

[johnnydrama]

3. I swear

I had a dream last night it was Ed Koch

ED KOCH!

I got a text that said Ed Koch, and i came here and other places to post it was Ed Koch.

I'm going insane with this stuff.