HOW I TURNED 5 YEARS IN PRISON INTO A FORTUNE IN REAL ESTATE!!

[kpete]

HOW I TURNED 5 YEARS IN PRISON INTO A FORTUNE IN REAL ESTATE!!
by occams hatchet
Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 03:18:41 PM PDT

Hi, I’m John McCain, and I’m here to show you how you, too, can become wealthy beyond your wildest recollection!

Many of you might be thinking, John, how can I, a normal, middle-class guy, turn my $4.9 million annual salary into a fortune in real estate?

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So, how do you do it? Let me tell you:

First – see to it that your daddy and grampy become admirals. Then, make sure to spend your entire life – even after you’ve become A REAL ESTATE TYCOON - on the dole of the U.S. government, from your health care to your disability checks. And be sure to take advantage of a taxpayer-funded college education by graduating in the bottom one-half percent of your class.

Next – and this is the tricky part – you need to arrange to get shot down in the fifth jet you’ve trashed at taxpayer expense, and then taken into custody by an enemy regime. Stay there for a few years – five would be ideal. It might be a good idea to make, oh, say, a few propaganda films for your captors while you’re in there. Before you leave, be sure to get your I SPENT 5 YEARS IN PRISON card stamped. That card is your ticket to wealth and power beyond your wildest dreams - every POW who has spent 5 YEARS IN PRISON is qualified to own many houses and to be president of the United States. Never, ever forget that.

more at:
http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/21/17580/8801/443/572138

[Narkos]

1. Noun, verb, POW....didn't work for Ghouliani, won't work now....