I cannot imagine Cindy McCain giving such an inspirational speech.

[Minimus]

Michelle is awesome!

[AlCzervik]

1. or any other republican woman for that matter.

[Bicoastal]

2. "I was born a rich white child..."

[Minimus]

3. tee hee!

[Berry Cool]

14. "My daddy loved me so much, he dumped his first wife just to marry my mommy

so he could have me and forget his first family and leave all his money to me..."

[BlueIdaho]

4. Cindy McCain can speak???????

I be go to hell!

[cwydro]

5. Now THAT is funny!

Cindy McCain - oh HELL no!

[samplegirl]

6. That would require her removing her eyeliner in order to

read the teleprompter.

[Catshrink]

7. Her face would crack.

[Hepburn]

8. I basically said the same thing on the Michelle appreciation thread.

I would like to see Cindy do anything even approaching what Michelle just did!

Michelle Obama ~~ Mega fantastic lady! And beautiful, too.

[SunDrop23]

9. I don't think she can stay sober long enough... (nt)

[KingFlorez]

10. She couldn't come close to being this stellar

Cindy is first-grade loser.

[Riddler]

11. She couldn't even give a recipe without plagarizing it, could she?

[Robeson]

12. Does she talk?

[Colobo]

13. You need to put the batteries on first.

[LiberalFighter]

15. I wonder if they even allow her to speak at any board meetings.

Those board meetings are probably boring enough they don't need to let her say too much.

[ncteechur]

16. That depends on which chemicals assist her.