If Michelle's song is "Isn't She Lovely" and Barack's is "Love Train," what's McGramps' song?

[jazzjunkysue]

Anyone hear anything over the internets?

[EarlG]

1. Is it

"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne?

[jazzjunkysue]

Mod humor.

Nice to know you haven't lost it yet!

[Joe Bacon]

97. "Holy Ghost" by The Bar-Kays

But it will be a version sung by Pat Boone and produced by Mike Curb :puke:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

120. Let's see:

Crazy, but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Lifes a bitter shame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

Ive listened to preachers
Ive listened to fools
Ive watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you have the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h

Heirs of a cold war
Thats what weve become
Inheriting troubles Im mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
Im living with something that just isnt fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and whats to blame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train


Almost perfect, Earl.

[fadedrose]

2. Don't know title, but it goes...

He's too old, he's too old, he's too old to cut the mustard anymore....

But I'd rather see him cutting mustard than be President

[RNdaSilva]

91. Here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6x30dIiLqA

[fadedrose]

137. OH THANK YOU ! ! ! Just played it & I love it....

It's okay for me to suggest it because I'm 70...no disrespect to old people going on here, just acknowledging the truth.

[crankychatter]

123. delete: wrong place nt

[fadedrose]

142. "Too Old to Cut the Mustard" link inside, please play

Rosemary Clooney and Marlene Dietrich sing a duet....

rndaSilva was nice enough to send the link, thanks again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6x30dIiLqA

[GrizzlyMan]

3. Moonlight on the shore

Something by Glen Miller?

[Darth_Ole]

5. Old Man River

[jazzjunkysue]

8. Yessss!!!!!!

[RNdaSilva]

92. Too classy...

That's a beautiful song.

[fadedrose]

138. Waaaaay too classy! nt

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. It's the End of the World as we Know It?

[SoCalDem]

40. Eve of destruction

[SwampG8r]

54. the title fits but not the lyric

The eastern world, it is exploding
Violence flarin’, bullets loadin’
You’re old enough to kill, but not for votin’
You don’t believe in war, but what’s that gun you’re totin’
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin’

But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
We’re on the eve
of destruction.

Don’t you understand what I’m tryin’ to say
Can’t you feel the fears I’m feelin’ today?
If the button is pushed, there’s no runnin’ away
There’ll be no one to save, with the world in a grave


And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
We’re on the eve
of destruction.

Yeah, my blood’s so mad feels like coagulatin’
I’m sitting here just contemplatin’
I can’t twist the truth, it knows no regulation.
Handful of senators don’t pass legislation
And marches alone can’t bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin’
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin’

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don’t believe
We’re on the eve
of destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama
You may leave here for 4 days in space
But when you return, it’s the same old place
The poundin’ of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don’t leave a trace
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don’t forget to say grace
And… tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend
You don’t believe
We’re on the eve
Of destruction
Mm, no no, you don’t believe
We’re on the eve
of destruction.

[grannylib]

6. I'd suggest the funeral march.

[fadedrose]

144. If you mean Mozart's - nah, it's too nice and also waaaasy too classy nt

[billyoc]

7. Swing loooooooooooowwwwww.... Sweeeeet Chaaaaaarrriottttt.....

:rofl:

[a la izquierda]

139. Nooooooo. I like that song. n/t

[BlooInBloo]

9. The End.

[Hepburn]

10. Theme from a Preparation H commercial?

That would work! :evilgrin:

[zulchzulu]

11. The Titanic theme song

Not the hit, the soundtrack where the boat sinks...

[TankLV]

12. "Old Man Smelly Balls"?

sounds about right to me...

"Just Another Wrinkled Old Scrotum In A Suite And Tie"?

now for the lerics...

[Blondiegrrl]

13. Word has it the Starland Vocal Band gets Johnny in the mood for lovin'.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-afternoon delight!

[jazzjunkysue]

19. OK now I wish I hadn't started this thread.

:puke:

[Blondiegrrl]

34. Hehe. Oops!

:evilgrin:

[Joe Bacon]

98. Yeah, with the help of a lot of Cialis!

:evilgrin:

[4_Legs_Good]

14. Love is a Battlefield

Prolly only the title though.

Not young...

David

[lutherj]

15. "Old and in the Way" n/t

[Rosa Luxemburg]

122. LOL!

[truthisfreedom]

16. Uncle Albert

We're so sorry Uncle Albert
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain
We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen well be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But the kettles on the boil and were so easily called away...

[Barack_America]

17. Dancing Queen is his favorite song (no kidding)

So why not that one?

[Joe Bacon]

105. ...As long as Cindy is topless!

"Cmon. bring on those bikers!

[blondeatlast]

162. Sorry, I'm an unrepentant ABBA fan. No way. nt

[mithnanthy]

18. EWWWW..................

"THAT SMELL" by Lynyrd Skynyrd!

[blonndee]

20. "War Pigs"?

[im1013]

36. Thank You Blonndee!

I live in a neighborhood completely full of crotchety old Mississippi racist Republicans,
and I love to hook up my stereo to my kids giant guitar amp and put it right in the sliding
glass door in the front of my house......

Now I have the PERFECT song for them all!!!!!!!


:yourock:

[GoesTo11]

21. Dazed and confused

Too old to rock and roll too young to die

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

22. "Were You Born An Asshole"

or did you work at it your whole life...."

[Jobama Biden]

23. Dancing Queen

[JVS]

24. The Matlock Themesong

[PermanentRevolution]

25. I kinda see "Night on Bald Mountain."

I figure it's a song McCain remembers quite fondly from childhood, and it conjures up images of hordes of evil demons rising up to plague the earth, which seems oddly appropriate...

[jazzjunkysue]

30. Gramps' presidency would be like putting the bad part of a disney film on loop

only the good part at the end never comes.

(Cue Bambi voice)"Mother...mother??"

[goodgd_yall]

57. Lol!!

Exactly! "MAN is in the woods."

[jazzjunkysue]

60. OK now I'm gonna be up all night...I hate that part!

[goodgd_yall]

76. Awwwww

:hug:

[liberal renegade]

26. The wheels on the bus go round and round.

[MurrayDelph]

27. Hey, you

get offa my lawn!

[givemebackmycountry]

28. The Golden Girls Theme Song...

He does look a bit like Sophia doesn't he?

Thank you for being my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...
my friends...

[im1013]

38. Sophia's dead.........so Yes.

[Bobbie Jo]

29. KEY To My Heart

..or something by Alecia KEYS,

[ReadTomPaine]

31. The theme from the Addams Family

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family....

[TankLV]

32. Wow - they really are an ungly couple, aren't they!

Grim and Grimmer...

[RichGirl]

102. They LOOK like a couple.

If Cindy were in the picture, she would look like the daughter.

[jazzjunkysue]

35. WHO the HELL is THAT????

[ReadTomPaine]

42. That would be Grandmama McCain.

:evilgrin:

[jazzjunkysue]

61. Someone hit me with a cast iron pan so I can fall asleep.

After seeing that photo, I'd jump in a fighter plane over any war!

[Jennicut]

45. She is really frightening. That is what McCain has to look forward to.

I can't take 4 years of watching McCain become more and more decrepit.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

46. I liked the Addams Family

I wanted to be in the Addams Family. I wouldn't be a member of the McCainus family on a bet.

[ReadTomPaine]

50. Oh I don't know..

The analogy is apt in many ways I think. ;)

[Alter Ego]

126. My God, his mother looks like Babs Bush sans about 90 pounds.

[iamjoy]

33. Old Folks At Home?

perhaps?

[SoxFan]

56. LOL

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[XemaSab]

74. Good call... AKA Swanee River

:thumbsup:

[FVZA_Colonel]

37. "Old Gray Mare"

(The one the Crazy Old Man sang on the Simpsons episode where Krusty gets cancelled.)

[ThatsMyBarack]

131. Aw, ya beat me to it!

:hi: :patriot:

[SoCalDem]

39. 96 Tears

[CreekDog]

41. golddigger

:think:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

43. La Gasolina. n/t

[FloridaJudy]

44. "Nowhere Man" eom

[Faygo Kid]

170. Yep, that's the one.

[CalGator]

47. "slow ride"

[Starry Messenger]

48. they're coming to take me away...

(ha, ha)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrra-WkpqeE

Added bonus, anti-bush slideshow at the link with song.

MPK

[Mz Pip]

49. Psycho Killer

by the Talking Heads.

I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
I can’t sleep because my bed’s on fire
Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire.

[DefenseLawyer]

154. Anything by Pat Boone

would totally rock the house

[Shae]

51. This Old Man

he played seven
he played nick-nack up to heaven
with a nick-nack paddywack
give a dog a bone
this old man goes rolling home.

[goodgd_yall]

59. You beat me to it. n/t

[JaneQPublic]

52. The theme song from "No Country for Old Men." (nt)

[shugah]

53. MacArthur Park

you know that's the right one.

[jazzjunkysue]

55. "Someone left the crank out, in the rain...."

"You kids get off my lawn!!!"

[RNdaSilva]

58. Someone already picked "Old Man River" so, how 'bout this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLd18y0X70

Please just fade away.

[texas1928]

62. This is his song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTa98ixcy9Q&eurl=http://morbidlyamusingvideos.com/index.php/enzyte-television-advertising-commercial-watch-the-videos-here-smiling-bob-says-hi-

[JeffR]

63. I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles n/t

[Kablooie]

64. Gotta wash that man right out'a my hair.

[elshiva]

65. "What are we going to do with Uncle Arthur."

Theme song to "Upstairs, Downstairs" sung by Rose at the theater it's about a dirty old man

Sample lyric:

"What are we going to do with uncle Arthur
have him mended like a tomcat?"

I vote yes... BAD MCCAIN NO MORE VIAGRA!

buffy

[Danger Mouse]

66. The Man that You Fear by Marilyn Manson?

:shrug:

[Lil Missy]

67. Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

[elshiva]

68. Yes, but when are they going to actually take McCain

away? :shrug:

:hug:

buffy

[Mrs. Overall]

69. Rockin' Alone In An Old Rockin' Chair:

http://deehits.homestead.com/rockinalone.html

[LibDemAlways]

70. It's not exactly a song, but I think the

high pitched sounds that accompanied knife cutting flesh in Psycho would be appropriate. Nothing would be scarier than pulling back a shower curtain to find McCain poised to do something dastardly.

[npk]

71. "Girls just want to have fun" eom

[DFW]

72. Billy Joel's "Vienna"--check out this line:

"And you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want
Or you can just get old"

[arthritisR_US]

73. the fool on the hill....n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

132. Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding! We have a winner!

:toast:

[lumpy]

151. "Fool on the hill" is my vote

v

[crimsonblue]

75. Dancing Queen

[XemaSab]

77. I dunno

Are there any songs about leaving your injured wife for a beer heiress? :shrug:

[muffin1]

106. 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover? nt

[RNdaSilva]

78. "Hit The Road Jack"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I

[goodgd_yall]

79. Very good!

I like it.

[RNdaSilva]

80. Barack to Michelle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udbf_LMMSeQ

[Norrin Radd]

81. Alley Oop.

[sniffa]

82. Waterloo

[symbolman]

83. They Might Be Giants

Created the best birthday song since the original, you can't help but crack up when it's played AT you..

"You're Older than You've ever been"..

"..and now you're even Older, and now you're even Older..."

Etc, it's a total scream, perfect for McCain.. I think I'm going to make him a birthday card with that, spring it on the web :)

[PCIntern]

84. "I'm A Loser"

[Sancho]

85. "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praise_the_Lord_and_Pass_the_Ammunition

The Song
Down went the gunner, a bullet was his fate
Down went the gunner, then the gunners mate
Up jumped the sky pilot, gave the boys a look
And manned the gun himself as he laid aside The Book, shouting
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and we'll all stay free!
Praise the Lord and swing into position!
Can't afford to sit around and wishin'
Praise the Lord we're all between perdition
and the deep blue sea!
Yes the sky pilot said it
You've got to give him credit
for a son - of - gun - of - a - gunner was he,
Shouting;
Praise the Lord we're on a mighty mission!
All aboard, we're not a - goin' fishin;
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and we'll all stay free!

[RNdaSilva]

88. Does that age one? I can remember...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFSNTCNjOM

[Sancho]

89. Thanks for the link...

I'm afraid it does age one!

[RNdaSilva]

100. Do you remember these songs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKjBpahpK0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDE8qEJlE8

[martymar64]

86. "Let's Have a War" by Fear

[bulloney]

87. How about 'What a Wonderful World This Would Be'

Don't know much about history
Don't know much geography
Don't know much about...

[tomg]

90. It's the End of the World ( As We know it)

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Burnside is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.


Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

[lamp_shade]

93. War.... hnhhh.... absolutely nuthin!

[Tennessee Gal]

94. Bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran.

[jumptheshadow]

95. Living in the Past

Jethro Tull

[sentelle]

96. David Hasselhoff's

Stuck on a feeling.

Its an old song, made even more backwards and kitcshy by 'the hoff'.

A product of a bygone era that should have remained gone.

[Orsino]

99. Taps. n/t

[bunkerbuster1]

101. "Search and Destroy", Iggy Pop

And I take no joy in posting this, but it's appropriate.



I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb
I am a world's forgotten boy
The one who searches and destroys

Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul
Baby detonate for me

Look out honey, cause I'm using technology
Aint got time to make no apology
Saw radiation in the dead of night
Love in the middle of a fire fight

...

[Chisox08]

103. I'm an asshole by Dennis Leary

[BridgeTheGap]

104. Deutschland Uber Alles? n.t

[PfcHammer]

107. BOC "Don't Fear the Repear"

:evilgrin:

[PfcHammer]

121. Beck "I'm A Loser"

"I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?" :rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

108. I'm a bit divided...

between "Nowhere Man" ('making all his nowhere plans for nobody') and "If I Only Had a Brain".

[sourmilk]

109. Ironically enough, he tried to use "Running on Empty," by Jackson Browne.

Browne is suing the old bastard for using his somg without permission.

You
Just
Can't
Make
This
Shit
Up.

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

110. Flip, Flop and Fly

He's the expert.

[npincus]

111. "When I'm 64"..

[No Elephants]

167. That ship sailed eight years ago!

[No Elephants]

168. Wrong spot-sorry.

[scarletwoman]

112. "Daisy", as sung by HAL the mad computer in the movie "2001, A Space Odyssey"

as the astronaut is dismantling it.

Alternately, "Masters of War" by Bob Dylan:

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build all the bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks.

You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly.

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain.

You fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion'
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud.

You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins.

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do.

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul.

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead.

[sentelle]

113. Institutionalize

By Stormtroopers of Death?
I think the money quote would be the chorus

"I'm not crazy, Institution
Your the one who's crazy, Institution.
your Driving me Crazy, Institution"

[LiberalEsto]

114. We are Not Men, We are DEVO

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

D-E-V-O, we are DEVO


Devolution is what McLame and the rethugs are all about

[LeftishBrit]

179. Devolution?

To me as a Brit, this means giving the different countries within the United Kingdom their own governments.

Does it have a different type of meaning in America?

[CarbonDate]

115. "In This Twilight"

Works on a number of levels:


Watch the sun,
As it crawls across a final time
And it feels like,
Like it was a friend.
It is watching us,
And the world we set on fire
Do you wonder,
If it feels the same?

And the sky is filled with light
Can you see it?
All the black is really white
If you believe it
As your time is running out
Let me take away your doubt
You can find a better a place
In this twilight

Dust to dust,
Ashes in your hair remind me
What it feels like
And I won't feel again
Night descends
Could I have been a better person
If I could only do it all again

And the sky is filled with light
Can you see it?
All the black is really white
If you believe it
And the longing that you feel
You know none of this is real
You will find a better a place
In this twilight

[izzybeans]

116. The Old Gray Mare

Just ain't what he used to be.

[WinkyDink]

117. This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

[bitchkitty]

118. Bubba Shot the Jukebox? n/t

[yourguide]

119. The old gray mare

The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

124. Hey Mr Oil Man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Y4FzJqpfA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtE5aZzn1zc&feature=related

[crankychatter]

125. "You've been a good old wagon, Daddy, but YOU'VE DONE BROKE DOWN." link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFnFFodM4QA

[rniel]

127. Mean Mean Mr. Mustard

From Sgt. Peppers.

[demwing]

128. "Love Stinks"

or "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

[SoonerPride]

129. Waterloo

It has to be an Abba song, people!

[road2000]

145. Fernando.

n/t

[redqueen]

130. When The Lie's So Big - Frank Zappa

When the lies get so big
And the fog gets so thick
And the facts disappear
The Republican Trick
Can be played out again
People, please tell me when
We'll be rid of these men!

[zulchzulu]

134. Fantastic tune

FZ is missed...

[zulchzulu]

133. Ellington's "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"

[ThatsMyBarack]

135. "Nearer My God to Thee."

Perfect funeral material! ;)

[Eurobabe]

136. OMFG, Ministry: Death and Destruction

This is some really heavy metal shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMjyS4Wv9PM

"Now I hear the voices and I know the speculation (uh) but I am the
decider (uh) and I decide what is best (uh) what's best (uh) death and
destruction, death and destruction (uh) death and destruction (uh)
death and destruction (uh)…"

You go to war without a care in the world
No matter what the cost
Must be a reason for all this treason
It never mattered if we won or lost

You want it
You got it
You break it
You bought it

Stuck in the middle of a civil war
Well what the f**k do you expect
Our occupation of other nations
Is bound to have a f**king violent effect

You want it
You got it
You break it
You bought it

So what, you always try to go to war
but you never went
It doesn't matter if blood is splattered
We make a killing off the ones that we send

You want it
You got it
You break it
You bought it

[No Elephants]

140. Gotta say, the music was the only bad part.

[a la izquierda]

141. "Oops I crapped my pants"

Not a song, an SNL skit, but I think of McGramps and it fits:rofl:
this thread has me crying, btw.

[Strawman]

143. I Wanna Destroy You - The Soft Boys

I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you

I feel it coming on again
Just like it did before
They feed your pride with boredom
And they lead you on to war

The way you treat each other
Really makes me feel ill
Cause if you want to fight
Then you're just dying to get killed

I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you

A pox upon the media
And everything you read
They tell you your opinions
And they're very good indeed

I wanna destroy you

And when I have destroyed you
I'll come picking at your bone
And you won't have a single atom left
To call your own

I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
Wanna destroy you
Wanna destroy you
Wanna destroy you

[road2000]

146. Here's a couple:

Snoopy vs. the Red Baron
Hello in There
My Back Pages

And SW needs to sing "Saturn" before Al Gore speaks tonight!

[goodgd_yall]

147. Kick

[Larry in KC]

148. "Mr. Lonely" by Bobby Vinton

[grasswire]

149. "I'm My Own Grandpa"? (eom)

[Pryderi]

150. See image below

Dancing Queen

[jazzjunkysue]

178. AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Glad my mouth was empty on that one.

[Robeson]

152. Dixie.

[Beaverhausen]

153. That old gray mare - she ain't what she used to be...

[musette_sf]

155. anything by Blowfly

http://www.blowflymusic.com/

[bullwinkle428]

156. Johnny Cash's "Wreck of the Old 97"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaHk1EFopsc&feature=related

Although Johnny wouldn't be caught dead doing anything for a creep like McCain...no pun intended.

[beac]

157. Hit Me with Your Best Shot down over Hanoi

with apologies to Pat Benatar

[frogmarch]

158. They're Coming To Take Me Away, haha!

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

[Fleshdancer]

159. GOLDDIGGER (my apologies to Kanye West) n/t

[auburngrad82]

160. T.N.U.C. by Grand Funk Railroad

Mark Farner's a big Rightie.

And spell it backwards...

[CBHagman]

161. Have we gotten to Tom Lehrer yet?

Here's one:

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/allgo.htm

When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or'l
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
(But don't you worry.)

No more ashes, no more sackcloth,
And an arm band made of black cloth
Will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we will all go together when we go.

We will all go together when we go.
All suffused with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.

Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be French fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.

And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.,*
And the party will be come-as-you-are.

Oh, we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.

You will all go directly to your respective Valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollahs.

And we will all go together when we go.
Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
We will all go simultaneous.
Yes, we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.



Video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

More Tom Lehrer at this site:

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/

[LeftishBrit]

164. Or how about this one!

SEND THE MARINES

When someone makes a move
Of which we don't approve,
Who is it that always intervenes?
U.N. and O.A.S.,
They have their place, I guess,
But first send the Marines!

We'll send them all we've got,
John Wayne and Randolph Scott,
Remember those exciting fighting scenes?
To the shores of Tripoli,
But not to Mississippoli,
What do we do? We send the Marines!

For might makes right,
And till they've seen the light,
They've got to be protected,
All their rights respected,
'Till somebody we like can be elected.

Members of the corps
All hate the thought of war,
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling it aggression,
O we hate that expression.
We only want the world to know
That we support the status quo.
They love us everywhere we go,
So when in doubt,
Send the Marines!

[Gabi Hayes]

163. I am Iraq.

And Iraq feels no pain.

And an Imam never cries.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

165. "Just a Gigolo"

?

[ecstatic]

166. i thought Obama's was "Signed Sealed Delivered"

:shrug:

[Raineyb]

169. Loser by Beck

Although I rather like the song and would prefer it not be associated with McLoser.

Regards

[Zorro]

171. Ballad of a Thin Man

"There's something going on but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones..."

[No Elephants]

172. Still Crazy After All These Years-Paul Simon

[brentspeak]

173. Send in The Clowns

[nxylas]

174. After seeing that creepy fake grin of his too many times

I nominate Smile Like You Mean It by The Killers.

[spanone]

175. old man river

[Dr Fate]

176. "Old Man" by Neil Young n/t

n/t

[SuperTrouper]

177. Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here No More" or "Free Falling"

[Bluebear]

180. Peggy Lee's "Is that all there is?"

[AnnieBW]

181. Hey You, Get Offa My Lawn!

:rofl:

[AZBlue]

182. Blue Danube Waltz - composed in 1867, same year he was born!