Drinking game for next week's republican National Convention.

[arbusto_baboso]

For those of you unable to resist looking at the train wreck that next week's Repuke National Convention will be, I suggest making things more bearable with the following drinking game.

What you will need: a case of beer, a couple bottles of hard liquor, and enough glasses and shot glasses for all participants.

Rules:
1) Every time someone mentions 9/11, take a sip of beer.
2) Every time someone mentions "family values", take a shot.
3) Every time someone mentions that John McCain was a POW, down your entire beer.

You should be completely trashed inside an hour on the first night.

[LynneSin]

1. Trashed? I'll be in the hospital for alcohol poisoning

I would prefer to live instead - can I just turn off my TV?

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Surely the rethug convention will have comedy value?

And watching it could be valuable to know their newest lame-ass talking points, too.

Just sayin'.

[SoonerPride]

2. I voted three thumbs down on my Tivo.

If enough people do that, they'll get the message.

I want their ratings to tank.

[Mrs. Overall]

3. I think you should add Georgia/Russia to that mix.

After all, Cindy and Dick are doing Georgia this week in preparation for the convention.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. "Cindy Does Georgia"?

Sure, next you'll be saying she shaves her pubic hair into the shape of a swastika.:evilgrin:

[Greyskye]

4. Are you trying to kill us?!?!?!

:wow:

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Take a shot everytime they show the same black delegate.

Which would be the lone black delegate.

[stillcool]

8. I'd drink myself into a blackout..

not a bad idea.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

9. I'm trying to quit, so I'll use "Cheney"