Candidate McCain's Responsibilities

[CatBO]

Does anyone really believe McCain has anything to do with who will be chosen as his VP?

Since the shakeup, Candidate McCain's responsibilities have changed greatly. Here's what he decides:

1. The color of his underwear
2. The type of his under (boxers or briefs, going "commando" no longer allowed)
3. His Pudding Pop flavor at lunch (contrary to rumor he is not allowed to choose his applesauce flavor)
4. The stuffed animal he gets at nap time
5. His bedtime slippers

Candidate McCain may no longer decide:

1. What honor means to him
2. What experiences to relate outside of "POW! POW! POW!"
3. What socks he can wear
4. What time to go to bed
5. His pudding choice at bed time - he gets tapioca and he likes it

And folks, VP selection is now officially above his pay grade.