I am ALL OVER the coming Republican Convention like white on rice.

[LibraLiz1973]

Seriously, where else are we going to get such a great chance to laugh at McLame's failed attempts to be Presidential?

I want to hear every lie as it happens.

I know it makes everyone sick, but seriously.... it's a cant miss moment!

[tridim]

1. Everyone slows down to look at a car wreck.

I'll be watching simply because I'm a political junkie. It'll certainly be jam packed with junk.

[cliffordu]

2. Yep, I have a gallon of ipecac so I can just eliminate at will, right before the start

of the "festivities" every night.

I don't know know what to do about the impulse to stick sharp objects in my ears when he starts talking, though...

[SmellsLikeDeanSpirit]

3. This convention has 'EPIC FAIL' written all over it.

Funny you mention the white on rice because the only people that will be there will be old white guys and Condi Rice.

[YDogg]

4. I LOLd.

[JuniperLea]

5. Me too...

It will provide hiiiiilarious InterTube message board fodder clear through to the election!!

[NewJeffCT]

6. Every non-white Republican in the nation will be there

and will be featured in a prominent speaking role!

Just like how 2004 featured a bunch of "moderates" to take a bit of the edge off of Bush - McCain, Giuliani, Arnold.

[AspenRose]

8. All ten of them

[LibraLiz1973]

7. I'm even more excited now that our convention has concluded

and the Obama speech kicked ASS



There is NO WAY McLame can top that. No way.

[and-justice-for-all]

9. I am glad you are...

I am not watching that shit.

Do keep us informed, will ya.