Secret Transcript: Overheard From The Bush, Sr. and McCain Golfcart Ride

[Median Democrat]

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Bush, Sr.: This is what you need to do, you need to pick a VP who is young and hot, like Dan Quayle, he was great at pulling in the ladies...

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McCain: Okay, okay, keep going . . .

Bush, Sr.: But wait, here's the catch . . .wait for it...

McCain: Okay....

Bush, Sr.: But pick a woman! A young hot woman, who will not only attract all those Hillary voters, but also the men.

McCain: Brilliant!

(Little boy walks in front of golf cart)

Both: Get off my lawn!

Bush, Sr.: Where was I?

McCain: I don't know...

Bush, Sr.: Oh yeah, and she has to be right to life, and connected to the oil industry, so she does not upset our sponsors.

McCain: (Expletive) Where are we going to find someone like tnat? A hot young woman right to life type?

Bush, Sr.: Hey, I found Dan Quayle.

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