If Sarah Palin were your mother, what would she name you?

[derby378]

I'm guessing she'd name me Moon Pie.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

1. franken-berry

[Ioo]

2. Leaf Spring Birch Stump

[lib2DaBone]

3. Moon Zaapa....

George... As in George Foreman I,II,II,IV,

[kdmorris]

4. Depressed

:shrug:

[terrya]

5. Bougainvilla

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[Bluerthanblue]

7. I don't know- but the names her kids have

is one of the few things I find not offensive about her.

:hi:


I always loved Robert Frost's poem about the girl named Maple.

[Dollface]

8. Kashi, but she'd call me Nuts

[Qutzupalotl]

9. Kumquat.

[Youphemism]

10. I'm thinking more post-Native American -- "Sinks Like Oily Polar Bear" or...

"Wallows in Offshore Sludge Spill"

"Gawks at Declining Caribou Population"

"Wants Women to Have Rapist's Babies"

"Thinks Little About Foreign Affairs"

or

"Runs With Dorks"

[trueblue2007]

12. Critter

[Ikonoklast]

11. Caesar Imperator Von Palin

Mom would have big plans for me.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. Not Willow. I am anything but willowy

[Agent William]

14. Horse-Radish

or maybe, Exxon-Mobil presents Horse-Radish.

[blitzen]

15. Cottonwood

[yourguide]

16. windsong

[WinkyDink]

17. Chrysanthemum (for November. :) ).

[PBS Poll-435]

18. BP

Branch Pinecone

[WindRiverMan]

19. Bucket Head

Cause I got a big old freakin bucket head

[Ron Green]

20. Utopian Turtletop.

or maybe Mongoose Civetta.

[DevonRex]

21. Well, it better not be Tree Trunk or Stump or something. nt

[PBS Poll-435]

22. You know it would be "tree-related."

You know...cuz all Alaskans are environmentally-conscious.

Even the Repubes who want to destroy the national wildlife refuge there...