What will Bush say in the debates when John Kerry

[dave29]

turns to him and says:

"President Bush, since no one else has had the courage to ask you - and I'm for fairness in the debate over service to one's country... where were you during the period of time you disappeared from your National Guard Service - and why is no one willing to come forward and say you were there with them in Alabama during this time?"

[LiberalVoice]

1. ummm...uhhh...hmmm....wellllll......

*A shot rings out and shrub is rushed off stage by secret service.*

[Nite Owl]

2. That's not fair

it wasn't in the list of questioned I was given to prepare.

[rsmith6621]

3. Watch for the EARPIECE

That is in the Shrubs ear.....

......Rove to Bush.....Attack...SMEAR....and Spread FEAR

[noonwitch]

4. Kerry's not going to say that during the debates.

That's why we should let Ralph into the debates. He'll say all the nasty things to Bush.

[npincus]

5. "uh, what does tribal sovereignty mean in the 21st century... uh...."

"....uhhhhhhhh......tribal sovereignty means just that; it's sovereign. You're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. Uh, but have you read, The Pet Goat?"

[rogerashton]

6. There won't be any debates.

Are you forgetting that no-one is allowed to come into the PRESENCE of the shrub without swearing loyalty to the Republican party?

[Anaxamander]

7. Bush will say the same thing he said when

Gore turned to him and asked point-blank if he supported affirmative action. He'll bluster and shrug like he's on the ropes and Jim Lehrer will move onto the next question.