Things you will never hear about Palin on MSM

[DearAbby]

:::tilt head::: rattle rattle:::"I don't look anything like Tina Fey::Blink::: people should be advised that I am taking notes in my "Sarah's GET EVEN Book! ::viciously scribbles in note book ::: ::blink:::::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, Pinch me, I can't quite believe that I am here running for Vice President of the United States ::Blink::: I aways thought I would be Queen of Alaska, as the First Dude had promised ::blink:::::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, America can rest assured with Palin/McCain in the White House ::Blink::: I mean McCain/Palin in the White House. ::nervous laughter:: ::blink:::::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I don't believe in a state religion::Blink::: people should be free to worship Jesus as they please! ::blink:::::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, When I think of our troops fighting for our freedom in Eyerack... ::Blink::: " um " ::blink:: ChErlie. um... what was the question?" :::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I am so proud of my Daughter, she is going to make me a grandmother...Now I will not be a MILF but a GILF!" :::Blink::: :::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I am a wonderful Mother ChErlie, I spend 4 hours preparing breakfast for my family, this morning it was 3 minute eggs, instant oatmeal and toast!" :::Blink::: :::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I don't have a clue what the Bush doctorin is, :::Blink::: Is it when you pluck long pubic hairs out of your swim suit while wearing it? :::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I take pride in my education, ChErlie. It took me 6 years to get a 4 year degree in Journalism!" :::Blink::: :::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I was so proud to speak at the RNC Convention:::Blink::: Looking out into the audience, I was reminded of my home state of Alaska, all I could see was a sea of white.":::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, Have I mentioned John McCain was a Pee oh Dubba you? :::Blink::::::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, I am not a radical Christian ChErlie, I never heard my Pastor say all Jews deserved to die, ChErlie, only those who didn't believe in Jesus Christ :::Blink::::::blank stare:::

:::tilt head::: Rattle rattle:::"ChErlie, There is nothing finer than looking down a scope of a high powered rifle at the head of a baby seal! ::sigh::: Nothing, except maybe sex and beer!" :::blank stare:::

[monmouth]

1. I remember last week (Thursday I think) an interview with Queen Noor

about five minutes after a replay of a Palin sound byte. The culture shock between these two women was startling. Palin is so inadequate in so many ways, she reminds of of some poor rube who has won the lottery, has no idea how to constructively handle it and in no time at all has squandered the winnings. She nor her family should be allowed near the WH. I blame McCain...

[DearAbby]

2. King Ralph comes to mind

[samuraiguppy]

3. good post! nt