Buy my shitpile, Henry

[Laura PourMeADrink]

http://wonkette.com/

The Federal Reserve Bank and the U.S. Treasury just launched this great new website where you can force the government to buy your worthless old garbage, too! Somebody wants Paulson to buy this “used douche bag,” which is so gross. Wonkette has submitted a request for $1.4 billion dollars to cover an old HP notebook (no hard drive), some restaurant receipts we forgot to write off last year, a scratched-to-hell copy of “Wowee Zowee” that we already replaced with the box-set version, and five old copies of The Economist we found in the side pocket of an old laptop bag. America is BACK. http://www.buymyshitpile.com/

[whistle]

1. Paulson intends to buy shitpiles only from his crony riich buddies

[depakid]

2. This time Democrats will make sure that there's a reasonable package

to keep the financial system from melting down- one that addresses the illness- not just the symptoms.

[whistle]

3. Watch the video on DU home page of Rep Marcy K D-OH