The 23/6 Retracting Sarah Palin-O-Tron!

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The McCain campaign might not be ready to "free Sarah Palin" just yet. After Sarah made a statement about attacking Al Qaeda in Pakistan that echoed Barack Obama's position, John McCain took it upon himself to retract her words with the following explanation:
"In all due respect, people going around and... sticking a microphone while conversations are being held, and then all of a sudden that's--that's a person's position... This is a free country, but I don't think most Americans think that that's a definitive policy statement made by Governor Palin."
That there is some straight talk, John.
If these guys hope to set their Palin free, they're going to have to be better at retracting every word she says from now on. To help them out, we put together a handy "Retracting Sarah Palin-O-Tron" full of excuses and clarifications for any incomprehensibly stupid thing that might come out of Sarah's mouth. Give it a go after the jump...

Try it out:
http://www.236.com/news/2008/09/30/the_236_retracting_sarah_palin_9205.php