BREAKING - Putin's head uses desolate "road to nowhere" as convenient landing strip

[adamuu]

o Gravina Island Highway, a dead end road lining up with Ketchikan, Alaska, used as convenient landing strip for massive Russian invasion.
o Mainland Alaska is now under control of Russian onslaught led by Putin's Ugly Head.
o Gov. Palin pressured to give reasons why this otherwise useless road was built, responds "I'll find some and get back to ya"
o Only land route to Alaska isolated from US.
o Bush responds by jumping up and down on the teevee and looking concerned. Reuses generic speech from 2003 and 2008.
o America responds with "You little imp, we've heard your cries of wolf before." Alaska invasion goes totally unanswered.
o McCain responds __________. (Fill in the blank).

Relates to:
Sarah Palin's Road To Nowhere (vid)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=385&topic_id=196955
Sarah Palin Factsheet (with sources) - BUMP & SHARE
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=7255429
Could anyone re-post the hilarious graphic of "Putin rearing his head" over Alaska?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=7255301

[The Night Owl]

1. LOL!

[hogwyld]

2. McLame responds by taking

fighter plane #6 on a kamikaze mission...

[adamuu]

4. LOL with a mission accomplished banner n/t

[1corona4u]

3. It's probably a secret helipad for those oil execs

that grease her palms.

[adamuu]

6. oh... in that case, Update on Developing Story:

Update on Developing Story:
o Putin commandeers helicopters. Corporate lobbyists stranded behind enemy lines.
o AIP launches futile attack on Russian base of operations, details are sketchy
o Putin's forces squat on gold-mine owned members of the Alaskan Independence Party.
o Putin sues AIP for peace.

[RagAss]

5. Classic !

[greenmutha]

7. Ya mean this one?

[adamuu]

8. Didn't you hear? It's been equiped with lasers, now:

Developing:
o Alaskan Nationals urged to stay in their homes as Putin's Head laser beams terrify the undefended region.
o Palin orders jets to be scrambled only to be informed that they were all sold to private contractors after ebay sales flopped.

Film:

[greenmutha]

9. LOL!

That's MUCH better... thanks! :toast:

[chappydog26]

10. Love that pic! LOL!

[SurfingAtWork]

11. In related news:

[adamuu]

12. LOL n/t

[adamuu]

13. New Developments in the Invasion of Alaska

o German force of 400 irregulars joins the fight. Transport ship lands unannounced and undetected.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6817793