Gramps is wandering around the stage like Frankenstein looking for his bus stop.

[Sannum]

GAH!

[graywarrior]

1. He forgot to pee

[rurallib]

3. Maybe his Viagra just kicked in?

[graywarrior]

7. Baaaad timing, Johnnie

[K8-EEE]

2. DUZY NOM!!!!

OMG that made me LOL.

[DCBob]

4. LOL!!! Excellent!

:headbang:

[roamer65]

5. He's got a creepy way about him as he paces.

[MindMatter]

26. It isn't creepy. it is old age.

There is nothing wrong with getting old. I played music for 100 seniors tonight. We need to take care of our elders and give them as much respect as we possibly can.

But 72 is too old for this job, especially considering his particular health history.

[eridani]

27. There are quite a few people in their 70s who aren't nearly that badly off

Some could probably handle being president, though the percentage decreases every passing year.

[MindMatter]

40. Agreed. But there is nobody in his 70s I want doing this job

Certainly people in their 70s (and beyond) can be great assets, and their wisdom and experience should be sought. But this job requires a physical and mental intensity that simply is more than any 72-year-old can bring 24x7.

[bullwinkle428]

6. I said on the other thread "Multiple Youtube opportunities for 'McCain Does the Robot'"!

[spooky3]

8. LOL!

[bullwinkle428]

9. Still ambling all over as Obama is speaking!!

:rofl:

[Gregorian]

10. Aaargh. Where...bus?

He's not ambulating so well.

[LearnedHand]

11. Best. Thread title. EVER. (LOL)

[holiday]

14. I wrote something similar (I used decrepit) but yours is way better

lmao

[valerief]

12. LOL! It's that load-in-the-pants shuffle!

:rofl:

[johnnyrocket]

13. Stamering, studdering, weak, clueless.

McCain is CLEARLY the weaker candidate.

[TexasObserver]

15. Grumpy is already bewildered.

[Dawgs]

16. Oh shit!!! My wife just called from out of town saying the exact same thing.

And she doesn't care about politics at all.

[xultar]

17. ROTFFPNMFPLMFAO

[burythehatchet]

18. RECD. BWAH

[Cha]

19. That description cracked me up..I'm not watching

but I know enough about mccain to know how accurate it is:rofl:

[Ddan]

20. He needs to sit is ass down! He's running out of breath.

[marigold20]

21. Thanks for that image-

I'm not watching - maybe I should!

[Raschel]

22. That's FUNNY!!! n/t

[melody]

23. Definite DUZY n/t

[bettyellen]

24. oh snap!

[SaveAmerica]

25. He reminds me of a sad old man wandering outside first thing in the morning with his robe on,

(gaping open to reveal - ugh, I won't go there) black socks on, one of them sliding down, ratty old slippers and he's aimlessly looking for his paper except he already got the paper and put it on his dining room table. Someone please help Grandpa!

[Schulzz]

28. McZombie. nt

[JBoy]

29. Brilliant!

:rofl:

[lady lib]

30. You win! Most memorable line!

nt

[BlooInBloo]

31. BWAHAHAHA!!!!

[Richard Steele]

32. That really summed it up well. K&R

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

33. And constantly blinking

I just watched a replay of the debate and couldn't help but notice that McCain's blinking is non-stop, taking place even while Obama is speaking. Does he have something wrong with his eyes? McCain looked like a bundle of nerves, getting up on his feet and back down again on his stool even while Obama was speaking, constantly fidgeting with his hands and feet. I wonder if he's on some kind of medication. It looks like the town hall type of format doesn't favor McCain after all.

[CitizenLeft]

34. omg

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[MagicKenny]

35. While Shambling, McCain Overheard Mumbling "I hear bells. Do you hear bells?"

...that, and "something smells like wet bologna."

[MagicKenny]

37. You half expected Obama to gently lead McCain behind the barn where he could be humanely destroyed.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

36. McCain mumbling about Obama's projector and hair transplants was weird

I thought he might have been on the verge of getting out his ball bearings and grilling the audience on what they did with the strawberries.

[MrSlayer]

38. He does lurch about like a zombie, doesn't he?

It's embarrassing.

[Mabus]

39. He couldn't sit down, his feet wouldn't reach the floor

Or, he'd fall off and hurt himself. He needed a high chair.