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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 09:54 AM
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Time for McCain to make an inspirational speech about the economy.
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My friends and fellow prisoners,

I'm here to tell you that I have always put America first, and today I'm going to do that again.

I want to announce that I'm going to do the ultimate maverick act. I'm withdrawing from this race and endorsing That One, because he's the only guy who's smart enough to get us out of the deep shit that my fellow Republicans and I have sunk us into.

Yes, my friends, I admit that I don't know beans about the economy, and I don't have an ounce of sense about these things. Not even a Gramm of sense.

Good bye and good night.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 09:55 AM
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1. LOL
that's about the only inspirational speech McCrypt could give.
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CatBO Donating Member (713 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 09:55 AM
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2. You left out...
Repeated insistence, with a stiff left arm to help punctuate, "My friends, I have the answers. I can fix all of this. I know how to fix our economy my friends. I know how to. I have the answers."
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 10:00 AM
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6. 'I have the answers. They're under a rock in the cave where I know bin Laden is hiding, my friends.'
:patriot:
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Schulzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 09:55 AM
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3. McCain and inspiration in one sentence
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But I agree, it would be by far the best thing he has said in this campaign.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 09:56 AM
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4. Thanks for the morning giggle!
If only!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-08 09:59 AM
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5. This would have been funny just with the subject line
:)
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