ZOMG POLLS TIGHTENING MARTIAL LAW BIRTH CERTIFICATE

[JeffR]

DRUDGE BRADLEY EFFECT WHITEY TAPE WRIGHT REZKO AYERS KHALIDI ARUGULA TOO BLACK TOO WHITE RACE CARD SOCIALISM LOBSTER BIDEN GAFFE 57 STATES KINDERGARTEN ESSAY CAN'T CLOSE THE DEAL PALLING WITH TERRORISTS TAX AND SPEND LATTE OVERHEAD PROJECTOR FIST JAB NEW YORKER COVER CLINGING TO THEIR MAVERICK GUNS SAN FRANCISCO VALUES ROVIAN LIPSTICK ON A PLUMBER RISKY COMMIE ELITIST CELEBRITY OSAMABAMARAMALAMADINGDONG

How y'all doin' tonight, DU?

[NYC_SKP]

1. I'm locked and loaded.

Well, I'm loaded anyway! :party:

[Bucky]

35. I'm loaded, too, but I think I'm locked out

[bluestateguy]

2. OK, but seriously....

There is no Zogby tightening right?

[myrna minx]

5. That sounds dirty.

:D

[myrna minx]

3. Sending you a virtual terrorist fit jab.

:D

[blondeatlast]

18. "Fit jab" sounds dirty, too.

You meant to type it that way--admit it! ;)

[myrna minx]

24. Oops. Heehee. n/t

[DontTreadOnMe]

4. You forgot one:

Obama is going to turn off all electricity.

[corkhead]

6. you sound like my mother.

She's been watching too much faux nooze

[Tallison]

7. You forgot the lobster

Oh, and the overhead projector.

[JeffR]

13. Thanks!

Added now.

[DearAbby]

8. DOGS CATS TOGETHER!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!111eleven...n/t

[childslibrarian]

9. Yeah well....

They can try, can't they?
When the kids do this to me (I'm an elementary teacher, I say "Good try!"
However...No.

[Gregorian]

10. PAT BUCHANAN!!!!!

[cliffordu]

11. Dixville notch in less than 4 hours!!!!!

[billyoc]

14. oh, shit!

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

23. That's right, isn't it??? NOW CAN YOU TALK ME DOWN OR DO I HAVE TO JUMP TOO??

Yo, Billyoc!!

:hi:

[billyoc]

26. Haha! How you feelin' Cliff?

I LIVE for this shit! :rofl:

[cliffordu]

28. Me, too. This fucking thing is a referendum on racism and stupidity

and xenophobia and freepers.

I just love it.

I'm about as excited as I get without emissions.

[billyoc]

32. Yep. A little sunshine on these vampires is just what the doctor ordered.

:evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

34. I'm sharpening the stakes and taking delivery on the ocean of Holy Water.

[RL3AO]

12. Lipstick on a plumber

:rofl:

[Coexist]

15. I am so very concerned, JeffR

so very concerned.

[wyldwolf]

16. Breaking on Drudge: Obama Is Cloned Muslim Space Alien Terrorist

[Tuvok Obama]

19. Hell that's why I'm voting for him

[bleever]

17. Got any Xanax?

Actually, I'm pretty calm, but I'm not filling my schedule for tomorrow, that's for sure.

:hi:

[K Gardner]

20. Lobster?? I must've missed something ~!

[ensemble]

21. New REM Song?

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

22. Hitten the licker store on the way home from work..

and then 'loaden up'

[cliffordu]

25. Martial law birth certificate - nice name for a band.....

[WCGreen]

27. Sounds like the Billy Joel Song, We Didn't Start the Fire...

[treestar]

29. Have some pie

and relax

[jgraz]

31. I like my pie better

From fivethirtyeight.com:

[IDemo]

30. I love socialism lobster drudged in butter on a bed of arugula n/t

[Monk06]

33. What, about coal mine killer, Obinga genocide enabler and Katz, the third America hating terrorist?

[BeyondGeography]

36. In what respect, JeffR?

[phrigndumass]

37. They're testing the whole bowl of spaghetti today, aren't they? lol ...

Can't get a single thread of spaghetti to stick to the wall.

:hi:

[codjh9]

38. You had me for a minute w/that bizarre headline... :^) n/t

[kid a]

39. you forgot hussaiin =)

doing great - got a real good feeling

[CaliforniaPeggy]

40. DUzy!

:rofl: :rofl:


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