FReepers begin to plan ahead for the inevitable Obama victory...

[Tarc]

I hope I’m wrong, but Barack Obama won today’s election.

So, instead of getting angry at me for pointing out the obvious, let’s discuss stragety together so we can reclaim our republic.

idea #1: Join all pro-2nd Amendment Organizations, in particular, FREEPERS should join the NRA and GOA. And the JFTPFO (Jews for the Preservation of Firearms... just google “Jews” “Firearms” “Preservation” - it’s an excellent organization).

Idea #2: Buy half a dozen guns of various calibers. Pick out two shotguns, one revolver, one semi-auto pistol and two rifles. Buy a pick-up trucks worth of ammo and practice.

Idea #3: Buy a pool table for your home. This will increase your hand eye coordination and teach you to think two or three shots ahead. The guy who thinks ahead will prepare himself for what lies ahead. And, the short and sweet of it, the guy who is prepared for the future is many times more likely to succeed.

In addition to teaching you thinking skills, a pool table is good clean fun for the whole family and will keep the family in the house playing pool and not on the dangerous Barack Obama streets.

Idea #4: Go to church or shul regularly and pray for America.

Idea #5: Think about the possibility of succession - this is usually an unpopular idea but the demographics of America are changing and people of color have strong proclivities toward “groupthink” and not individuality. Also, the more people who depend on the govt will continue to vote lefty.

If you only take Idea #3 seriously, you can buy a great pool table from A.E. Schmidt, Brunswick, or Olhausen. Google each, and enjoy yourself.

I voted for John McCain today.

68 posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 11:56:32 AM by Doug4McCain (McCain/Palin 2008)

That's the plan. Guns, god, reenact the Civil War and...billiards. :rofl:

[geekgrrl]

1. that's some serious crazy going on there! nt

[Richardo]

2. A pool table!

:rofl:

...and stay in 'shul' :dunce:

[Richard Steele]

69. That's guy's gotta be a pool table dealer.

A pool table dealer who's currently enjoying the results
of B*sh economic policy.

[Tesha]

78. Oy! (NT)

[hlthe2b]

3. Oh, and don't forget that home refrigerated Keg tap....

that will really help with your hand-eye coordination! :eyes:

FREEPERS--good heavens...

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Buy a pool table??

:spray:

Sure - put it in the basement, and it doubles as a bed! You'll never have to come up!:rofl:

[Downtown Hound]

16. In addition to preparing you for civil war....

IT'S "GOOD CLEAN FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!"

That's just what the guy at Sears said when I bought mine! :rofl:

[bluestateguy]

5. Obama won't have time to waste on gun control

There are too many other urgent problems.

These gun nuts will be fighting a battle against no one.

[Xenotime]

52. gun control is an important issue.

[Alter Ego]

6. That made me chuckle.

Christ, these fuckers and their paranoia...although, we did have a time where we thought we'd be hunted down and thrown in camps because we didn't like Dumbya.

[Why Syzygy]

34. Yeah. Who knew

those camps were just for hurricane victims. :sarcasm:

[yardwork]

7. STRAGETY! When you can't go and the feelings gone - stragety!!!

A new classic!

Stragety!

[racaulk]

33. As a huge Bee Gees fan, let me just say...

:spray:

Well played! :thumbsup:

[Robeson]

45. ....

...:spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[seemunkee]

75. I thought it was a type of pasta

[Renew Deal]

8. Are there any Democratic pro-2nd Amendment groups?

Comparable to the NRA?

[yardwork]

13. The DU gungeon.

[Renew Deal]

28. I seriously think that might be the only one.

[Xenotime]

53. True. It's almost like a freeper page in there.

[Renew Deal]

67. lol, not nice

:spank:

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

31. NOTHING is comparable to the NRA

That's a good thing. They're a wing of the Repub party.

[Nevernose]

35. Here's one; Harry Reid's a member:

http://www.nodc.us/

Who: We are Nevada Democrats that support and speak out for citizen's rights in hunting, shooting, fishing, wildlife conservation, OHV, 4x4, ATV, motorcycles, hiking, camping, and all things to use, but never abuse, our great Nevada Outdoors.

The NODC was an affiliate of the Nevada State Democratic Party when it organized. The Party has reorganized clubs and caucuses so the NODC will be affiliating with Nevada Democrats at the County Party level in 2008. See your County Chair if you want to assist in affiliation or if you want to organize your own Chapter. We will assist you in both efforts. This is a great opportunity to get Outdoor Democrats more active at a local level. If you attend the State Convention in 2008 you will see our table.

I'm sure other states must have similar groups...

[olkaz]

50. If you find one, I will join it immediately.

Thanks.

[aviationpm]

77. Me too! n/t

[PermanentRevolution]

9. Oh, noes! They're talking about succession again!

[mrcheerful]

10. Jesus H Chirst don't they remember Nixon out lawed any attempts at over throwing the elected

government, don't they realize they are conspiring over throwing the elected government and are breaking their own law by these actions?

[Warren DeMontague]

Because nothing secedes like success, dude.

Fucking goober.

[LynnTheDem]

56. LOL! Dumb as dirt; no wonder they're so easily duped conned

tricked.

"Iraq did 911!!11!"


They fall for the rightwing bullshit every single time, making rightwing pundits ever-richer while they become dumber and poorer by the day.

DUHHH.

[zanne]

11. I'm feeling so comforted by the thought of these people with guns...

NOT. :puke:

[Kingofalldems]

12. Succession?

What is that?

[Dennis Donovan]

20. Maybe they're hoping the President, VP, House Speaker, President Pro Tem...

...all the cabinet secretaries, etc resign (until they get to the highest ranking Repug)?:D

[jacksonian]

22. it's when you've worked all your life to be an idiot

and you finally make it.

[monmouth]

27. LOL, beat me to it, that stuck out like a sore thumb. Stooooopid people...n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

37. It means progression of different species communities in an ecosystem over time

For example, primary succession occurs in an area which is devoid of life - for example, a rock outcropping will be takeon over by lichens, and will work up eventually to grasses. Secondary succession begins when longer-lived, slower-reproducing species move in -cedars, softwoods, then eventually hardwoods.

[NJCher]

46. freepers are so funny

with their inability to spell.

Get a brain, morans!!



Cher

[Dennis Donovan]

14. "Idea #5: Think about the possibility of succession "

Me thinks they meant "secession." :rofl:

[treestar]

15. Silly freepers

You will not have enough money to buy a pool table or guns. All you money will be taxed! And then you will be made into soap!

:rofl:

[Neecy]

17. there's a similar theme in most FR threads

Just who do they plan on shooting? Us? Sounds to me like they're pallin' around with terrorists...their fellow dumbass FR members.

[MN Treehugger]

21. Shithouse rats

are looking saner and saner all the time, aren't they?

[gatorboy]

18. #6 Refill me prescription of crazy pills.

[Lumpsum]

19. It's frigthening that people this stupid exist.

[Redstone]

23. The fuckin idjit misspelled "secession." But that's to be expected, yes?

Redstone

[NYC_SKP]

24. Succession is the only way because the country will be in taters.

I'm not foolin'!

They'll have to pry the cue from my cold dead hands.

[Mutley]

25. To #5 I'll say the same thing they were saying to us four years ago.

If you don't like it, GTFO!

[Robeson]

26. Hhmmnn...Maybe I should invest in a pool table company...

...looks like their sales are about to go up! :crazy:

[Hard_Work]

29. What the holy hell is

stragety!?!?!?

WTF is a SHUL?!?!?

Prepare for succession?!?! Get ready to follow one another?!?!? WTF again!

[Lautremont]

38. Do you really want to know what a shul is?

[RebelOne]

66. Jewish synagogue services

[dmallind]

44. Ermmm

a Shul is a meeting place for Jews to learn about their faith, Holy books, history and language.

Remarkably, it's even correctly spelled.

Stragety? That be a typo I believe.

He's nuts for Christ's sake (probably literally) so I think we can get him on meatier objections than a spelling error and a fondness for Judaism.

[Lautremont]

30. I like how he gives the entire proper name of the Jewish gun group, then its acronym,

and still follows it up with detailed instructions on how to find it with Google. This man knows his audience.

[Tarc]

43. Well, these are the people who only just discovered Digg

and are over there flailing around miserably as all their bullshit stories get buried in a heartbeat. The fact that they manage to maintain an internet presence at all is a minor miracle.

[Sin]

32. You would think.

In terms of Strategy that they would pick a pool table, instead of chess..
but then again don't see many chess tables in bars. Guess he forgot to put the jukebox full of Toby Kieth songs on the list.

[dolo amber]

36. Good thing they're not susceptible to "groupthink"

Good gravy... :eyes:

[EstimatedProphet]

39. I'll think about the possibility of succession. I'll turn into an oak tree.

[Lilith Velkor]

74. I may turn into a high-rise apartment building.

[EstimatedProphet]

83. That would be urban sprawl.

[marco86]

40. Use that advice for investing

Buy stock in guns, pool tables and stupid

[nxylas]

41. He'll probably get flamed for even suggesting that Obama might win

Most Freepers are still convinced that a McCain victory is inevitable and that all polls are enemy propaganda.

[Ioo]

42. I wish they would form there own nation... dumb asses...

be the largest debtor nation in 2 years of they did

[onager]

54. It wouldn't take that long...

By applying the appropriate Customs fees, I think we could bankrupt Freeper Nation in less than a year. Since secess...er, succession means they will be a different country, with their own borders and everything.

Imagine the black market prices for copies of Red Dawn...

[krispos42]

47. I don't see the problem here

The Freepers have been praying for America. Obama will be president. God has answered their prayers.



Here's a hint, Freepers... God's answer to your prayer may not be the one you want. You can pray for America, or you can pray for a John McCain victory. Praying for both results in a logical impossibility.

[dsomuah]

48. Before you secede please google the spelling of secession

[stevietheman]

49. Succession? wtf? Maybe these fartbrains could secede their pool rooms from the republic.

hehe. :)

[Maestro]

51. What the hell is succession?

Moran!

[LynnTheDem]

55. And don't forget to "Think about the possibility of succession"!!1!

:rofl:

[LoZoccolo]

57. We will be ahead of them if we implement my idea #3.

Learn to play Go.

[LynnTheDem]

58. "people of color have strong proclivities toward “groupthink” and not individuality"

unlike freepers.


ROTFL!

[RagAss]

59. Hide under your beds, Motherfuckers !

[Pattib]

60. Some seriously disturbed people over there.

[dhpgetsit]

61. All you freepers wanting to succeed...

Go to school!
Get a job!

[TK421]

62. Dont cast asparagus!!@11 Theyll go code brown in their pants!@@#

[mokawanis]

63. Pool tables and guns? Poor dumb bastards

The guy who posted that is in serious need of therapy. Fucking moron.

[gmoney]

64. "This message brought to you by Bob's Gun and Pool Table Depot"

[Cheap_Trick]

65. Idea #5

Freepers should fuck off and die.


If you freepers need any help with the dying part, just give me a jingle on the jangle.

[workinclasszero]

68. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA FREEPERS? (nt)

[cynatnite]

70. Guns, getting a pool table, going to church and succession...

:rofl:

Good to know they've got their priorities in order.

[Blue_Tires]

71. You stay classy, Free Republic...

[Hansel]

72. Here's a link for them: http://www.alaskaair.com/

I'm sure the AIP would welcome them with open arms. Then they can declare war on Putin so his head isn't floating around over them all the time.

Gullible simple minded little jerks.

[Poseidan]

73. McCain, a reflection of his constituency

How old is he now? 97?

(R)epublicans should realize their old party is on its death-bed. If they want to save the party, they should vote Obama, then spend the next X amount of years raising a new child.

Have to be careful about how you nurture your young. It must be able to survive in the future environment.

[knixphan]

76. LOL -

Pool table!

[Crunchy Frog]

79. When they talk about succession, is that a cryptic allusion to assassination.?

[Call Me Wesley]

80. "buy a great pool table from A.E. Schmidt, Brunswick, or Olhausen."

Now that's clever SPAM there! :rofl:

[bbernardini]

81. "This message brought to you by the Billiards Council of America. Billiards. Do you have the balls?"

[paparush]

82. Buy a Pool Table???? Meet "Joe the Pool Table Salesman"

"Think about the possibility of succession -"
Personally, I hope they succeed with their "succession"