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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:32 PM
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"Hi, Pastor Rick here, ask me anything about the gay".
I for one am so happy to be part of this historic moment. Oh not Obama getting in, I knew that was a given, but he actually INVITED me to speak! Is that not God's love and work? I mean here I am as an icon of gay hatred by us Evangelical, RW, supply sider, SoCal Jesus freaks and I get to speak, even after what I said and did!

Now that's historic!

So ask away you fabulous homosexualists bound for Hell. Ask me anything.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:38 PM
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1. Pastor.....my parents told me that's a bad touch n/t
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:39 PM
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2. Well TK, your parents if God fearing and wealthy are always right.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:48 PM
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4. Actually Pastor, they were neither....can I have my Nestle Crunch bar now?
Edited on Wed Dec-17-08 05:48 PM by TK421
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:54 PM
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6. Lets stay on topic, and candy? Did you ask Jesus first?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:57 PM
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7. lol
;-) I'm sorry Pastor, I didn't...please don't spank me! Even though you never seem angry when you do it!
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:44 PM
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3. PASTOR RICK, THIS IS PASTOR FRED IN TOPEKKKA KKKANSAS

WHY THE HELL DO YOU GET THIS INVITATION WHEN I'VE BEEN HATING FAGS IN THE NAME OF OUR HETEROSEXUAL LORD AND SAVIOR FROM SODOMY JESUS H. CHRIST BEFORE YOU WERE BORN?????
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 05:53 PM
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5. Well Pastor Fred, it's a matter of style. Oh and blind obedience.
Edited on Wed Dec-17-08 06:07 PM by Neshanic
My style, and Democratic blind obedience to do anything to a segment of long suffering members to get where they need to go.

You see Fred, I am a safe, soft and cuddly Evangelist/whore. The SoCal type. I can say anything in my Tommy Bahamas and let the congregation of rich white homophobes and give them validation and erase their guilt as they drive away in the 50 grand cars. That's my style, so when I attack a whole group like the fags, it's out of love.

The obedience is supplied by back stabbing Democrats like, well they are pretty common, if you give them a chance of goring their ox, or screwing over a segment of their voters that always votes for them. It's easy.

Pastor (I'm going to Washington to get even more validation)Rick.
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