PHOTOS Uh oh, John and Cindy have had a Superglue accident.
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:06 PM
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PHOTOS Uh oh, John and Cindy have had a Superglue accident.
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:09 PM
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1. "STOP WALKING AHEAD OF ME!"
"Yes, ma'am. Sorry ma'am." :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:12 PM
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2. "Don't trowel that makeup on my head like a trollop you c---"
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Thu Feb-26-09 05:23 PM
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11. skin cancer preventative. seen it with other people before.
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Thu Feb-26-09 06:33 PM
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15. Cindy's hand has a huge SPF factor...
...especially since the black hole in her head actually bends the light away from nearby objects.
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Fri Feb-27-09 05:20 PM
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18. actually, its something a nervous family member of a cancer survivor
does sometimes unconsciously. Been there, done that.
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:14 PM
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:19 PM
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4. Take a good look at those titties, John.
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:25 PM
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5. Is she holding his comb-over down!?! LOL!
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:46 PM
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6. That's what it looks like! How bizarre. eom
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:49 PM
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7. That was my first thought also...
Then I thought she's preventing him from getting another cancerous spot. Then I thought She's preventing the last 5 brain cells from leaking out. :shrug: -Hoot
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:57 PM
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8. Looks like the end of a perp walk.
Time to get in the back of the cop car.
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Thu Feb-26-09 04:58 PM
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9. "Read it John, READ IT!!!"
"I'm an Obama woman now! READ THE GODDAMN STICKER!!!"
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Thu Feb-26-09 05:03 PM
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10. I thought she was keeping his hair from falling on the ground. n/t
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Thu Feb-26-09 05:29 PM
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12. I paid good money for these tits, now look at them, damnit!
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Thu Feb-26-09 07:35 PM
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Thu Feb-26-09 05:33 PM
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13. "John, I wish your hair laid down like that car salesman's hair."
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Thu Feb-26-09 06:31 PM
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14. Sorry, Cindy. Vulcan Mind Meld only works on sentient beings.
Edited on Thu Feb-26-09 06:31 PM by Bucky
That would be a better joke if it didn't make me look so dorky.
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Thu Feb-26-09 07:33 PM
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16. Don't tease about the thinning hair, he might call you a c*nt.
You'd think she'd have learned that lesson already.
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