Comrades! Welcome to the Occupation!

[Condem]

According to my brothers at work from the conservative side of the American politburo, we are now the new USSR. The United States Socialist Republic. The stars on the flag will be replaced by hammers and sickles. Comrade Obama will make sure his commie agenda dooms the freedom fighters. It's the leftists who got us in this mess in the first place. I should tape some of this shit. It keeps me laughing all day. I'm sure it would do the same for you. Pisses them off even more.

[rucky]

1. I hope they like their gulag. n/t

[happyiowan]

2. The republicans are Exhuming McCarthy, as we speak.

The Red Scare is back!

[Condem]

3. Followers of chaos out of control.

The call came in from party central. We're meeting up plain and simple. At the monument. All our fallen heroes.

[happyiowan]

4. We're Russianalized.

Loyal to the Bank of America. The time to rise has been engaged.

[Skink]

5. Yelstin thought he could outdrink W.

:beer:

[happyiowan]

6. Leonid Brehznev, Skink.

He was the shit. Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom!

[Skink]

21. Breznev and Jelly beans.

[Condem]

7. Listen to the converts annotated history.

Hang your collar up inside. Hang your dollars on me.

[AnnieBW]

8. In Soviet America

The Party always finds you! :party:

[Condem]

9. Take your instincts by the reins, Annie.

Hang your freedom higher.

[happyiowan]

10. Automotive incinerate, book burning, blood letting.

Freedom reigns supreme. Open up the floodgates.

[Condem]

12. Try to tell us something we don't know.

Your finest hour.

[AnnieBW]

23. Am I like the only person that remembers Yakov Smirnov?

Bad Russian comic from the '80s. His schtick ended about the same time that the Cold War did.

[pipi_k]

11. Oh cool...

Now I can spend my days growing potatoes and beets for the common good

[happyiowan]

13. What we want and what we need has been confused.

Here we stand and here we fight.

[Condem]

14. There's something going on that's not quite right.

Feeling pretty psyched. I feel fine.

[happyiowan]

16. Stampede at the monument.

Disturbance at the Heron house. Head for home.

[Peacetrain]

15. Oh Lord, the Red Scare is back...

The only thing I am scared of is those "Red" states.. :) hey Condem

[Condem]

17. Nah, Peacetrain.

happyiowan and I just did Side One of Document by REM. I listened to it today. 22 years old. Everything fits today. Incredible.

[happyiowan]

18. Listen to ME. Listen TO me. LISTEN to me.

Sign of the times.

[Condem]

19. Buy America.

[happyiowan]

20. It's the end of the world as we know it.

[rug]

22. What are their names?

[neverforget]

24. I, for one, welcome our insect overlords.

[PVnRT]

25. That's awesome. When do the mandatory gay sex orgies with Muslims start?

I heard that's part of the plan, too.

[marshall]

26. It's a brave new world, baby!

And none too soon.

[Odin2005]

27. They are losing their fucking minds.

Wait a sec, scratch that I don't think they had any minds to lose in the first place.

Anyone who thinks Obama is a Marxist, let alone a Socialist of any kind, needs to be in a straitjacket in a padded room. Obama is a capitalist of the left-wing Keynesian variety we haven't had for 30 years, basically the same boat as Krugman, James Galbraith, etc. He only seems "socialist" in comparison to the bat-shit free market fundamentalist lunacy that has been dogma for the past 30 years.

[EmilyAnne]

28. All the churches here in Pittsburgh have been turned into swimming pools and barns.

There is an underground tunnel that leads from the city council building to a secret prison housed in an old bakery.

[SKKY]

29. I hear Siberia is nice this time of year?

:shrug: