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nostalgicaboutmyfutr Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-15-09 04:39 PM
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Pastafarians painted into a corner....
How do the pastafarians deal with the apparent sudden increase in the number of pirates?

You can see here they estimated the number of priates at 17: World Temp vs. # of Pirates graph

Can't Obama take care of 17 priates??

Is almost seems you can't believe in anything anymore....
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-15-09 04:41 PM
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1. Obviously, they're not real pirates, so they don't decrease global warming.
They don't even wear eye patches.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-15-09 05:03 PM
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2. What? No arrrggghhh.
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-15-09 06:33 PM
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4. Ah..the "No True Pirate" Fallacy....
Highly derivative, completely wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

This is further proof of the Invisible Pink Unicorn!!! You FSM apologists are going down!1!111!!!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-15-09 05:29 PM
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3. Ours is not to question the F.S.M.
Don't worry, the F.S.M. has a plan, which we're not privy to, not being made of semolina and all.
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dalaigh lllama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-15-09 06:49 PM
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5. One must strain to keep the faith!
Ramen! :D
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