Sean Hannity says he'd allow himself to be tortured for charity.

[ColbertWatcher]

Poll question: Sean Hannity says he'd allow himself to be tortured for charity.

Olbermann says he'd ante up.

Would you pay to watch?

[Solomon]

1. The thing is, after Mr. Chickenhawk screams like a baby

within a day or two he'd be on the radio saying, "nothing to it folks".

[LiberalFighter]

33. Depends on who does the torturing and how much time they have.

Personally, I would like to make it last as long as possible. Start with removing his nostril hairs one at a time. Caning his feet. Multiple enemas. And that would be the nice stuff.

[gkhouston]

48. and that's probably one of the reasons why KO wants it on tape. n/t

[wtbymark]

2. I just want to see his face when he realizes that torture isn't the giddy

panty raid he thinks it is. "Oh, what's that? You feel like you're drowning? You feel like you're going to die? Hand me another bucket of water"

[valerief]

3. It's only fair. He tortures his viewers every day. nt

[WinkyDink]

4. Just watch?

[Inspired]

5. It's offensive for Hannity to make a joke out of this.

edited to clarify who I was talking about.

[vaberella]

12. He doesn't care. n/t

[firedupdem]

6. So it's a joke to them now. What assholes. n/t

[vaberella]

10. Yes it is...however I think he took that moment seriously.

I want someone to take him up on the offer.

[firedupdem]

15. I do too....He's such a jerk. I really hate hannity...his ugly face..

and his ugly words.

[HopeOverFear]

7. There's a blog called "Let's waterboard Sean Hannity"

it hasn't been updated since August of last year. I'm thinking it's time to update it now. LOL

http://letswaterboardseanhannityforfun.blogspot.com/

[bunkerbuster1]

18. That blogspot site is, um...

well, it's very uniformly directed. I'll say that much for it.

(ok, I laughed a bit, too.)

[Danger Mouse]

8. What a piece of shit.

[vaberella]

9. For him to change his tune he needs to experience this. n/t

[Beacool]

11. When did he say that??????

:wow:

[vaberella]

14. Knock yourself out...he did it either today or yesterday.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x301892

[Beacool]

24. Well, he would sure raise tons of money............

all from liberals who would love to pay to see him waterboarded.

:7

On the other hand, he does do a lot for children of dead veterans and some other causes. So does Imus with his children's camp for children with cancer. People are not black & white, we all have good and bad facets.

;)

[vaberella]

36. Yup...KO offered him $1000 a sec. And then doubled it if he admitted to being wrong. n/t

[zbdent]

13. hell, I'd pay to be there to do it ...

and I'll bring my own car batteries and jumper cables for his ... well, you know ...

[Solomon]

17. You need a microscope to find them.

[depakid]

16. "Yes but only if it were an annual event"

:rofl:

[shaniqua6392]

19. Just take out his vocal chords......

and the world would be a MUCH better place. LOL! Just kidding. Not.

[RevCheesehead]

I'd pay for him to do it just once.

No conditions.

[denem]

20. 183 times as the closing segment of every show

right after he has finished torturing the public.

[Phx_Dem]

21. I'd watch and donate to charity, In a heartbeat!!

That big wuss wouldn't last 30 seconds.

[Life Long Dem]

22. Well, these types are not physical. They rather use hype.

It's about word's to them and nothing else. Their proof are the fact's. The fact's are whatever Bill O, said they were. Because they are fact's.

[polichick]

23. No thanks, I can't even stand to see those short clips they keep showing on TV.

[BlueJazz]

25. Can I pour the Water ??

[JayMusgrove]

26. Anything that puts that asshat Hannity on TV for another moment

is not worth donating toward, even if Keith is seen torturing him.

As a matter of fact, this is making a mockery out of a very important moral issue, because, of course, we are not about to kill Hannity like we killed over a hundred people we had in custody and probably mistreated.

This is disgusting.

[burning rain]

27. For waterboarding to be full-on torture....

it has to be carried out in particular circumstances. It has to be done to you by someone you think might well kill you, in a locale where he could get away with it just fine. In these hypothetical charity circumstances, Hannity or whoever wouldn't be undergoing the full experience.

[pacalo]

31. Remember that angry mob in New Hampshire chasing a very nervous Hannity

down the street? (Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNZS9ZuZcrg)

Putting the fear into this big-talking coward wouldn't be too difficult.

[me b zola]

28. Other

He's not really going to subject himself to torture, he will do a dog and pony show caricature of what the repubs say is torture. I want him in stressed positions for hours while being exposed to temperature extremes and denied the ability to sleep for a week. Fuck Hannity and his bs offer to be tortured, he is full of shit and plans to make it a spectacle to make a joke out of what torture really is.

[ColbertWatcher]

29. Sadly, I think you're correct. n/t

[Ilsa]

39. That would be the best thing: sleep dep, temp extremes, stress positions, then

waterboarding. The sleep dep and fatigue will screw with his head before he has it done. He'll think he's really a POW. Let's see how long he lasts. They can put a bell/weight in one hand for him to drop when the waterboarding gets too rough.

[pacalo]

30. I'd like to see this on the "Greatest Page"! K&R.

[Cha]

32. My son on the phone just said

that KO offered a $1000 a second for hannity to carry through with his blowhard boast.

[Colobo]

34. I wish Hannity was tortured... with electrick shocks...

[MrPerson]

35. The Give MrPerson A Boner Foundation will ante up.

[WolverineDG]

37. Only if they hold Hannity under water until each check clears nt

[Historic NY]

38. I'd pay more if I could be the "master of the water".

[Starry Messenger]

40. Other.

Sean Hannity's show is declared a violation of the Geneva Convention.

[krispos42]

41. Well, we have to figure out what we want him to confess to, first

THEN we torture him until he confesses.



Let's see... can we get him to confess to being a gay Muslim communist?

[jesus_of_suburbia]

42. "can we get him to confess to being a gay Muslim communist"

you win!

I soooooooooooooooo know he would confess to that when being waterboarded.

[ColbertWatcher]

43. LOL! New POLL! n/t

[KillCapitalism]

44. Was he the one that said insects weren't torture?

If so, tie him down to a nest of fire ants and let him see how fun that is.

[zbdent]

45. Star Trek Voyager had an interesting episode which I thought should apply to InsHannity ...

the "Doctor", in an effort to "understand" how his patients feel when they're sick, infects himself with a 24-hour virus simulation.

Although cranky, he trudges on with his duties ... until the "24 hours" are up, and his symptoms fail to clear up ... and suddenly, he's panicking ...

Hannity "know" he's not going to be killed ... but what happens if his "safe word" is not heeded? What happens if he's held under the flow of water twice as long as he's told he would have to endure?

All I could say is ... hold your nose ... as (Red Dwarf's computer) Holly put it, "It's brown trousers time ..."

[AtomicKitten]

46. Of course, but he's too much of a damp rag to go through with it. n/t

[rvablue]

47. I don't know... it could get expensive for KO at $1,000/second. Hannity is, after all,

a species of sea mammal:





I'm sure the weasel will find a way to get out of it. He will look like a hypocrite and a fool if he goes through with it.

Christopher Hitchens, a former waterboarding=torture denier, did it and he didn't last 3 seconds until panic set in.

[gkhouston]

49. Don't worry, KO could get a loan from Andrea Mackris.

:evilgrin: