Dick Cheney has something to fear all right:

[denem]

A pacemaker malfunction after Poppy has a word with a couple of old friends. NO MISTAKES were not only the watch words of the KGB. If anyone has CYA down pat it is the Bush Family.

[JayMusgrove]

1. That would be a kicker to the ticker. Just imagine

we spend 6 months to a year finding out that the guy at the top of this is NOT George W, but Cheney, (as we imagined all along), but that George W would be in trouble if Cheney tries to strike a deal.

Then, all of a sudden, someone sends a laser beam straight at Dick's ticker's battery.

[denem]

2. A simple radio device would do it.

It is all too easy.

[Lint Head]

3. Everyone turn on your microwave ovens. He has to be lurking

close by somewhere. :dem:

[denem]

4. You might remember how livid Dick was

when GWB refused to pardon Scooter. A sign of things to come.

[Soylent Brice]

5. USA's most notorious crime family.

EXCELLENT point.