"Comedian" Jay Mohr: Michelle Obama is a "big dude"

[HopeOverFear]

May 20, 2009. MediaTakeOut.comlearned that failed comedian Jay Mohr recently went on an over-the-top rant against the First Lady Michelle Obama. Mohr, who has a show ON CBS called Gary Unmarried (hopefully CBS execs read this article and fire his azz).
Here’s the text of what he told ESPN show host Jim Rome. Jim, did not say ANYTHING about the disrespectful nature of this rant:

Michelle Obama - that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his depending on who’s in Congress that day.

That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude. I like when she put her arm around the Queen of England – and she put her in a headlock and said, “I’ve been waiting 200 years to put my arms around you lady.”

I like how she shaved off her eyebrows, and then drew them back way to high – and in an arch – and then way back down, so she always looks super surprised. Michelle Obama kind of looks like the Count on Sesame Street. One … Ha Ha … One Black President … Ha Ha.

What a year. The cardinals make the Super Bowl, the Rockies make the World Series, and the President smokes Newports.

Considering who Mohr is married to...



Methinks he shouldn't be talking AT ALL.

[Arkana]

1. Wow, Jay Mohr's not racist at all.

HAY GUYS BLACK PEOPLE SMOKE MENTHOLS AMIRITE?!

His wife is a horrible abortion of botched plastic surgeries, too.

[Spoonman]

5. OK, here's some equality

Both of them are fucking ugly!

lighten up Francis.......

[Cha]

2. How shallow..and

unfunny. I use to like Nikki Cox on "Las Vegas" but since her husband is ragging on FLOTUS' looks..what happened to Nikki's lips?

[HopeOverFear]

11. THAT'S WHERE I knew her from, "las vegas"

I miss that show.

[Cha]

21. It was so good

I watch the reruns and never get tired of them. The writing was good, the acting was great..

[Bucky]

30. awfulplasticsurgery.com

[Raineyb]

37. That's Nikki Cox?

Damn! What the fuck happened to her?

[CreekDog]

3. .

[politicasista]

4. Yawn..Fail..

BOOOO. :boring: :thumbsdown:

[billyoc]

6. Dick move.

:thumbsdown:

[chaplainM]

7. This mockery is pretty mild.

I can't get worked up about this at all.

[Cha]

10. It's stupid is

what it is.

[chaplainM]

12. "Against stupidity,

...the gods themselves contend in vain"

[tabasco]

8. Pretty sad attempt at humor.

Is this guy, whoever he is, trying to become the next Dennis Miller?

[and-justice-for-all]

9. She is the First Lady with 10x the intellegence...

and Mohr is a second rate 'comedian'....Michelle Wins!

If you put anymore silicone in that face, she will explode.

[Libby2]

13. And, I'll bet she could kick his ass.

[and-justice-for-all]

14. OK! nt

[nealmhughes]

17. Is that woman Linda Granger's daughter?

You may remember her from Tracy Ullman . . . she was the star of such movies as . . . .

[TwilightZone]

15. In her defense...

Nikki looked a lot better before she went to the plastic surgeon from hell.

Besides, picking on her looks is kind of stooping to his level, isn't it?

[HopeOverFear]

19. re: In her defense...

Besides, picking on her looks is kind of stooping to his level, isn't it?

Yes. But it's fun. :rofl:

[TwilightZone]

20. Yeah, well...

There is that. :)

[Sultana]

16. ASSHOLE

:grr: :nuke: :grr:

[DrToast]

18. It's definitely disrespectful...

But people have a right to do that.

I don't think he went too far, though.

The real problem is that it isn't even funny.

The first joke was kind of funny.

[Pool Hall Ace]

22. I must be humor-impaired. I don't really get the jokes.

It looks like the first "joke" is missing a word.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

23. ah Jay Mohr - fired after a season on SNL and had a forgettable bit part n Jerry McGuire

he's still alive?

[JeffR]

24. To paraphrase Archie Bunker, Jay Mohr is as funny as a

crotch.

For that matter, I've stared many crotches in the face, as it were, that were a hell of a lot more talented than this little freckle on humanity is ever going to be.

(edit because I'm not sure it's more fitting to refer to crotches with a "what" than with a "who" - I changed it, but I'm still undecided. Anyhow, crotches are cool. Jay Mohr is not.)

[Forkboy]

32. Up with crotches!

:)

[vaberella]

25. Oh God...what happened to that poor lady's face. n/t

[Tripper11]

27. before and after.....

And it even looks like the before pic in this one she's had work done.





Kind of sad really. Without trying to be judgmental, I seems that a lovely woman had some kind of issues with her looks and went way too far.

[vaberella]

31. She was very cute before and now she looks like a BRATS doll.

Damn...that's messed up.

[underpants]

26. He's married to Nikki Cox?

:wow:

The career of Jay Mohr is amazing to watch. He must have a good agent. He certainly doesn't have much talent or brains

[Lilyeye]

28. This guy is truly an asshole. His jokes were lame as hell and unfunny.

[MadBadger]

29. I dont even think crazed Michelle haters would find that funny

Just stupid.

[gauguin57]

33. Haw haw haw! Now, Jay ... go off to the Poconos (not even the Catskills) where you belong.

I'm sure some of those heart-shaped-tub resorts would just LOVE to have you joking around nightly in the Boom-Boom Room.

Sheesh. What a douche.

[BoneDaddy]

So what?

Michelle Obama is not off limits. Mohr is a comedian, a mediocre one, but one nonetheless. Let's not get bunched up about this type of crap.

[BoneDaddy]

34. DUPlicate post

[krawhitham]

35. calling Jay Mohr a comedian is very generous

he has never been funny


NEVER

[fascisthunter]

36. OMG... she looks like a freak

what the hell did she do to her face?!?!?