I think I will be dressed as Oily Tartz for Halloween.

[Arctic Dave]

It seems the zombie motif is in season. I figure all I need is a cheap platnium wig, an obnoxious voice and some signs asking for a birf certifimacashun.

[HughBeaumont]

1. You also need plastic spiders for your eyelashes.

GAAAAAA!
:rofl:

[Arctic Dave]

3. How can you look at that picture and not be afraid. The kids will run and scream.

I will have to walk around all night saying, "if you'd only let me finish"". LOL

[Milspec]

7. Damn beat me to it

[Joe Bacon]

21. Help! somebody get Father Merrin!

I know what Orly needs!

[Arkana]

2. Is your voice particularly high, discordant, and eardrum-shatteringly shrill?

If so you're gold.

[Arctic Dave]

4. I think I can pull it off for one night, even if I have eat throat lozenges for a week after.

The pure comedy of it all will be worth it.

[Catshrink]

5. What kind of white coat are you wearing?

A dentist's coat or a straight jacket?

[Arctic Dave]

6. I'll probably start in the dentist coat and people will request the straght jacket

by the end of the night. LOL

[rvablue]

9. LOL! n/t

[xchrom]

8. but i think it should be Miss Taintz. ny

[gauguin57]

10. You also need to carry a cereal box with both a law degree and a dentist's diploma coming out of it!

Show us your credentials, you scourge of Moldavia!

[Arctic Dave]

12. LOL. absolutely .

[PopSixSquish]

11. If You Do - Please Post Pictures!

I demand pictures...

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. You need 2 pals to dress up as Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann too.

:rofl:

[Arctic Dave]

14. I don't want to bring that type of bad ju ju on my town.

The three horse asses of the apocolypse. LOL!

[AwakeAtLast]

15. Don't forget to apply your makeup to the wall and then run into it

;)

[Arctic Dave]

17. ROFLMAO!

[RichGirl]

20. That's funny!

And don't forget to print up a stack of birth certificates from different countries.

[Ikonoklast]

22. "Homer, you have it set on 'Whore'!"

[SeattleGirl]

23. LOL!

Good one!

:spray:

[thelordofhell]

16. And just how, pray tell....

Are you going to put your head up your ass?

:rofl:

[Arctic Dave]

18. Yoga, a snorkel and lots and lots of vaseline. Lol

[ellie]

19. I am going as a

saloon girl from the Old West. I have a friend who dresses up based on who is in the news. When Martha Stewart went to jail he went as her, complete with blond wig. I am interested to see who he picks this year.

[PA Democrat]

24. "Let me feenish! Let me feenish!"

[Canuckistanian]

25. Carry a tape player with a loop saying "Let me feenish, let me feenish"

That would be awesome.

[old mark]

26. Scares me just thinking about it. nt