Don't forget Cheney is going to rip up Edwards in the debate.

[Massacure]

Edwards and Kerry were both laywers and didn't get there by being stupid. However we all know how much more dangerous Cheney is than Bush. I think we are in trouble on Tuesday.

Cheers for Cheney - the best debater since Cicero. ;)

[NMDemDist2]

1. LOL right

oppps i mean :scared: RIGHT :scared:

[teach1st]

2. I feel bad for Edwards

I mean Cheney has years of experience with government cheating and lying. Edwards doesn't. No contest.

[napi21]

3. How many CEO's have you seen hide behind the 5th?

Remember, Edwards didn't win his cases against the corner drug store either! Dheney is a snake, but I suspect Edwards is used to dealing with snakes!

I have total confidence in John.

[Kimber Scott]

4. I don't think the "lowering expectations" thing is even necessary this

time. It's like waiting for a boxing match between The Penguin (Batman) and God.

[TomClash]

5. He is a God

The Zeus of debaters
A man of Herculean ability
The poseidon of prose
Eros would . . . well, never mind - you get the picture

[seventhson]

14. And of you thought Bush's grimacing was bad, Cheney;s crooked "smile"

may crack your tv

[xray s]

6. Yeah...Edwards may do worse than Lieberman...

NOT!! :)

[KlatooBNikto]

7. In his stented heart, he knows he is a coward, but in his own stunted

mind, he is a legend.

[durablend]

8. Edwards is going to be cowering under the table

Before it's over with.

One sneer from Cheney and it's ALL OVER for us.

[Cozmosis]

12. Hail Emperor Cheney!

This thread rules :)

[MO_Dem]

9. Yesss! Bring it on, Cheeeeneyweeney

Be mean and nasty! Show the world, and especially the voters, the real, hateful, snarling person that you are.

I can hardly wait to watch this debate!

[seventhson]

10. If he gets Pissed Enuf Mad Dog Cheney might bite Edwards in the NUTS!!!

He is a complete psycho. When I worked on Capitol Hill for a democratic Congressman in the 1980's he was known as "Mad Dog Cheney". He was a psycho then and he is a psycho now.

Only difference now is that he is a whole lot more powerful and probably DOES eat infants for breakfast and enjoys an occasional chihuaha , or human bloody mary cocktails with his cannibal friends like Mobutu.

In southern africa the merecvenaries Bush and Cheney have sent there are eating the genitalia of the people to frighten them away from the diamond and othe mineral mines there. I am sure this is a joint Cheney Rummie idea and I bet they would LOVE to devour their enemies nuts.

So WATCH OUT, John Edwards - he might be coming for your family jewels.

He is totally psycho!

And as stupid and useless as a basket of running water.

[bigendian]

11. No joke here....there may be blood on the floor when this one is over.

A trial lawyer and a CEO are different species that hate each others guts!

[Union Thug]

13. I heard cheney eats punks like edwards for breakfast

and farts them out at lunchtime to make room for more.

[seventhson]

16. Is that Cheney's mother in your sig line???? Looks like it COULD be...

AND -

does he get flustered when he is pissed?

Do you think we coulr REALLY piss Cheney off if we tried hard enough.

Nothing would be funnier if his head was exploding from uncontrolled and rabid anger when the debate begins

[Union Thug]

19. That's cheney's little monkey that dances when he

plays the accordian and collects money from the poor to give to the rich.

[seventhson]

20. I thought for sure it was his mother

or one of Bush's secret identities

[Malva Zebrina]

15. Cheney is so much more appealing

as a strong, healthy looking, dude. I mean he looks like a guy that can protect a woman.

I think Edwards will look pale and puny and ugly next to him. Lot's of those security moms will feel safer with a guy like Cheney because of his manly, vibrant, masculine looking bodyu, in spite of his artifical heartbeat.

Besides, Lynn wrote a book about lesbian love. Elizabeth is only a lawyer.

[Generic Other]

17. It will be like the clash between Dudley Dooright and Snidely Whiplash!

I'm scared Cheney will tie Edwards' wife to a train track to gain an advantage over him.

[spanone]

18. Cheney has chunks of guys like Edwards in his stool. He will kill him.