Cheney is steady as a rock

[kerryin2004]

Who the fuck are these analyst on CNN and where the fuck do they get them?? Hey dumbass, Cheney told a US senator to go fuck himself, that is really a steady leader! Cheney may be insane, but the last thing is being steady!

[Thurston Howell IV]

1. Tonight it's sink or swim

Good luck Dick!

[MockSwede]

8. Correction

Good Night, DICK!

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Dick isn't the dick he use to be

Dick hasn't been out for four years and he is in very limp condition. I hope Edwards gets him to lose his cool. That will be fun.

[funky_bug]

3. Keep those expectations high... remember "master debator" ?

It's cool - let them expect the most, and then when John sinks him, their jaws will drop all the lower.

[bigpathpaul]

4. Take two of these and call me in the morning.

The one on the left is brand new. Just posted. I'm not entirely sure it's grammatically correct, but hope to get corrections in the morning.



Full-size versions can be downloaded from http://bigpath.net/politics/Cheney/CheneyStart.html

[drscm]

5. He was speaking about the composition of his heart. eom

[realcountrymusic]

6. No, you misheard them . . .

Cheney is as steady as IRAQ!

Which is to say, he's falling apart faster than a Yugoslavian car.

RCM

[MockSwede]

7. BOX OF ROCKS

Yeah, he's steady. A BOX of ROCKS is steady, too. Just sits there in the corner of the garage.... Cheney is about as smart, too.

[Spiffarino]

9. And just as interesting

...and smart
...and kind
...and caring


...as a fucking rock.