If dropped in a toilet, would Dick Cheney float?

[Cyrano]

That's just one question that Gwen Ifill didn't ask last night. Others include -- Mr. VP:

Why did you support South African apartheid when you were in congress?

Why can't you teach the president to lie as well as you do?

Is it Vice Presidential to tell a senator to go fuck himself?

How difficult is it to get George to follow your orders?

Can you spell the words d-e-m-o-c-r-a-c-y, or c-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-c-e?

Why do so many people refer to you as "The Big Dick?"

Did you really believe that no one would check up on "I've never met you before, Senator Edwards?"

Just how stupid do you think the average American voter is? ... Ummm, never mind.

Any more questions for the head Dick?

[kentuck]

1. But he would circle counter clockwise before going down...

just like all turds.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

7. Correction:

All turds in the northern hemisphere, mate.

:hurts:

[liberal N proud]

2. A floater or sinker?

If he falls in, Flush quickly!

[spooky3]

3. Suggest it to Letterman for "Will It Float?"

[Philostopher]

4. Reminds me of something I saw written on a bathroom wall once:

"Corporate Rules":
Just like the turds
in a bucket of slop,
the biggest ones always
rise to the top.

[LuminousX]

5. floating is a matter of bile content

[TrustingDog]

6. no moral 'fibre' - he'd sink like a stone.

[Skarbrowe]

8. Nah, he'd be that crap that never flushes. Just sticks to the side of the

yech, I just made myself sick.