Chicago Tribune: Help wanted? I have just the recipe (new cook for WH)

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-050211wedding,1,4618480.column?coll=chi-news-hed


"Mr. President, may I present your next White House Chef:

Me.

Hey, come back! Running off to ask Karl Rove to hire a food taster is unnecessary and, frankly, hurtful.

Sure, I've been known to serve leftovers after they've been in the refrigerator a little longer than the Centers for Disease Control might advise. But you, sir, are no slave to pesky nanny state bureaucratic interference.

You are a man of courage and a risk-taker, which means you are just the man to try my signature dish, Baked Chicken One Week Later. And as for that cheddar cheese in the dairy drawer, I'll just cut the mold off. It'll be fine.

Mr. President, I believe I am the perfect candidate for White House Chef. You are a war president: I am a war chef."


Oh man, this is hilarious!