TN Bill to Outlaw Dildos! And, believe it or not, this is not a joke...

[usregimechange]

BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE:
SECTION 1. Tennessee Code Annotated, Title 39, Chapter 17, Part 9, is amended by
adding the following new section:
§39-17-921.

(a) A person commits the offense of distributing unlawful sexual devices when
the person knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to another person any
three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of
human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do
so.
(b) A person commits the offense of wholesale distributing unlawful sexual
devices when the person distributes for the purpose of resale any three-dimensional
device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital
organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

http://www.legislature.state.tn.us/bills/currentga/BILL/HB3798.pdf

:rofl:

Tell him your a fan:

Representative Eric H. Swafford (R-TN) House District 025
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[FreedomAngel82]

1. Oh good grief

These people are driving me nuts!

[usregimechange]

2. Well, masturbation makes you blind! Do you want to be blind?

[FreedomAngel82]

3. Maybe that explains my glasses?

:shrug:

[guruoo]

5. Looks like it's all banana chips for you from here on out

NSA's going to be watching the crop,
so don't even think about it.

[Egalia]

4. Lawmakers Seek to Outlaw Dildos

There's more at the link below, including the link to the General's letter to Swafford. Wish I could have seen Swafford's face when he got the letter from Jesus General. heh.

http://guerillawomentn.blogspot.com/2006/03/lawmakers-r-seek-to-outlaw-dildos.html

[fiveleafclover]

12. But then only outlaws will have dildos

Sorry, it had to be done.

[guruoo]

6. Sponsor Rep. Eric Swafford attempts to explain

HR3798 (Dildo Bill) to US Senate candidate Van Hillary

[guruoo]

7. Definitive reaction from local Dem activist...

Reg. Charlotte Burkes (Sponsor, Senate version of the bill)
"Poor girl, she just hasn't met the right dildo yet"

[OnionPatch]

8. My husband told me about this and we were dying

laughing. He brought tears to my eyes when he started talking about "dildo-sniffing dogs"...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ThomasNewton]

9. if you think about it the right way this could be a good thing

Bill Frist would be banned from the State. :D

[NashVegas]

10. According to the Tennessee Legislature Website

It was *coughs* withdrawn March 9.

[guruoo]

11. Oh darn!

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

:rofl: