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Let's suppose an election consists of two districts, Richland and Poorland, and two candidates, Bush and Kerry.
Richland has 100 voters, Poorland has 100 voters.
An exit poll was taken. In Richland, the pollsters interviewed ten voters, and the exit poll showed 6 in favor of Bush, and 4 in favor of Kerry. In Poorland, the pollsters interviewed ten voters, and the exit poll showed 3 in favor of Bush and 7 in favor of Kerry. So, the total exit poll indicates a 110-90 win for Kerry.
In the meantime, Mr. Tabulator is rigging the voting machines. In Richland, he gives Mr. Bush a 61-39 win, and in Poorland he gives Mr. Bush a 40-60 loss. Mr. Bush officially wins the election, 101-99.
However, the voters actually cast their votes as follows: 59-41 for Bush in Richland, and 67-33 for Kerry in Poorland, in what would have amounted to a 108-92 Kerry victory, just as the exit poll suggested.
But Febble doesn't know about that last part. Instead, she sees something significant in the fact that Bush's vote was understated by only 1% in Richland, but by a whopping 10% in Poorland! So, she goes about searching for explanations, and comes up with "we'd expect greater WPE's where the precincts are poorer and more chaotic, and that's just what we see" and other such drivel. Never mind that there is no historical basis, whatsoever, that supports a contention that Bush voters become more reluctant under poorer conditions.
And, sadly, never mind that the true reason for the variances (note: not "errors" as Mitofksy and Febble have taken to calling them in Orwellian fashion) are much simpler: the election was corrupted. And though Febble claims innocence, and perhaps she IS only fallacious in an unintentional manner, she is nevertheless fallacious, and her specious argumentation only gives encouragement to more cheating in the future.
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