"When she woke up she was wide-eyed with fury, then did yoga in the aisle to calm down"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/02/21/flight-attendants-perform-mommy-dearest-prank-faye-dunaway/?test=faces

Oscar-winning Faye Dunaway was nicknamed "The Bitch" by flight attendants on one airline, where a longtime stewardess tells us the Hollywood legend's in-flight tantrums were so notorious that she was denied upgrades.

The stewardess told us, "She was a total bitch, screaming at everyone and saying, 'Don't you know who I am?' But we refused and sat her at the front of coach, where she could see there were seats free in business and first class, which made her even more furious. When we brought out the meal service, she snapped, 'I am not eating,' as if we would care."

But the attendant added that the flight crew -- taking a cue from "Mommy Dearest," in which Dunaway played a monstrous Joan Crawford who railed, "No wire hangers, ever!" -- got their revenge.

"When she fell asleep, one steward said, 'I'm going to get that ' and grabbed a bunch of wire hangers and put them on the seat next to her. All the other passengers were snickering. When she woke up as the plane landed, she was wide-eyed with fury, and looked around whom to blame but had no idea who did it. Then she got up and did yoga in the aisle to calm herself down."

[bbinacan]

1. Awesome. n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

2. I wonder if FAUX's Entertainment column

has similarly unflattering, 'bitchy' stories about Kelsey Grammer, Jon Voight, or James Woods?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. I doubt that very much...

...but here's some TMZ coverage of Kelsey performing an emergency tonsillectomy at JFK Airport.

Kelsey Grammer Sucks Face with Fiancee at JFK

2/16/2011 12:45 PM PST by Johnny Lopez

Kelsey Grammer gave his fiancee Kayte Walsh a little public mouth-to-mouth resuscitation at JFK airport on Tuesday.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/16/kelsey-grammer-kayte-walsh-kissing-jfk-camille-grammer-divorce-engaged/

[Rowdyboy]

4. I'm unimpressed with anyone who expects special treatment because of their "status"...

Fuck that shit. But then again, the source is Faux news so its likely the reporting is exaggerated at best and more likely invented.