I believe in Santa Claus

[bananas]

but if you scrooges and grinches don't believe,
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edited for the prudes (aka "atheists")
edit 2: y'all are missing out

[greyl]

1. Did you just watch Miracle on 34th Street while drinking egg nog?

Btw, atheists aren't fucking prudes.

[Silent3]

14. Is anyone fucking them?

They are, after all, prudes. :D

[beam me up scottie]

17. Yeah, atheists are prudes because they believe sex is a sin.

Wait a minute...

Personally, since I've never been saddled with that particular guilt trip, I'm VERY uninhibited. :P

[charlie]

2. He knows when you've been drink-ing

He knows when you're up late...

You're getting a stocking full of dryer lint.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Ho ho ho

Santa Claus takes many forms: Father Christmas, Grandfather Frost....and let's not forget Saint Nicholaus himself.

[trotsky]

4. Why such nasty feelings toward atheists?

I mean, what's your deal, anyway?

[Goblinmonger]

5. You're an angry drunk, aren't you.

First time I've ever been called a prude for being an atheist. Usually the insults tend toward the other end, i.e. godless heathens. To each their own bigotry, I guess.

[kwassa]

6. That makes one an aclauseist, rather than an atheist.

you Santa non-believers, you.

I'm sorry, I stated that incorrectly.

The aclauseist lacks a belief in Santa.

[greyl]

8. Did you happen to see Julia Sweeney on Craig Ferguson last night?

She used the same word, is why I ask. ;)

[kwassa]

10. I'm not allowed to stay up that late.

[Evoman]

7. I love you anyways, banana.

Even if you hate me. Have yourself a nice, angry christmas.

[bananas]

11. I love you too, Evoman

I don't hate anyone.
I drank too much, made a bad joke, then edited out the punch line.

[greyl]

12. I'm sure several of us have been there, too.

What was the punchline? Are ya chicken? ;)

[bananas]

18. LOL, I don't remember. nt

[bryant69]

9. This does seem deliberately provactive

Bryant

[cosmik debris]

13. How about this?

[bryant69]

15. That's deliberatively provocative as well

And confused.

Bryant

[cosmik debris]

21. Santa died for your presents

How could that be confused?

[bryant69]

22. I suppose it isn't from your perspective

You have to ignore all that war on Christmas hoopla and it becomes much clearer.

Bryant

[Danger Mouse]

20. BWAHAHAHA....

wtf? lol :wtf: :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Santa Claus does not bring presents on Xmas.

It's really the Flying Cannoli Elf.

[Danger Mouse]

19. For some reason...

I think of the Catholic vs. Protestand thing in Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life'...how the Protestant brags about how it's better to be a Protestand because you can use contraceptives and therefore indulge in all sorts of debauchery.
Sigh. What was I talking about again?
oh yeah.
WTF is the point of this post? =P

[varkam]

23. Locking.

I've never really understood if flamebait was one word or two (like "flame bait"). Maybe it's a compound word like flame-bait. In any event, that's what this thread is.